This is a good start to my pirating career, I feel! edit: um. n-nevermind...

[eyepatch21]

I did it!! I floated by a sorta distinctive looking rock while I was trying to describe to the pizza person via email where I was, and he happened to know it!! So he grabbed his family's boat and drove it out to me!! (Lucky for me I happened to get ahold of the one pizza place guy that goes fishing with his family often enough to be able to

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[ihavearealname]

...Maybe you could have hitched a ride back to shore?

[eyepatch21]

...

...crap.

I hope it's not too late to call him back!!

[ihavearealname]

You can always order another pizza if you've got the money.

[fuckaneer]

Kekeke. She's developed a taste for ham.

[eyepatch21]

I...

I don't...

Why would you...

...

...oh.

[fuckaneer]

Why would I what, fucking shrimp?

[eyepatch21]

N-nothing, Hiruma-san...

[agent_wolf]

Don't starve to death, kid. Have you tried fishing for food?

Also, even if your spiky friend gets his pet a nose cone you could always try stabbing her in the eye. That works too.

[eyepatch21]

Ah, no, I haven't...! But I don't have a fishing pole, or a hook, or any bait...

O-oh. Um. Okay. I'll try the eye-thing, then, if I need to...

[agent_wolf]

Could be a problem, yeah. What do you have? Didn't you have a bag, or something? You could try making a net.

[eyepatch21]

Yeah... a bag and a lot of footballs and a book and now Monta my parrot and this other pizza and some pontas. Maybe I could see if Monta is any good at catching fish? Aren't there some birds that do that?