I had a very profound thought last night...

If you are a nudist the world is your pants.

This is my new favourite photo of all TIME


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Well it's official. I leave on Thursday the 2nd of November to see my boo. I am very happy.

I just drank an entire bottle of wine. So if there are spelling mistakes i apologize. But if not, i should get a medal for bravery in the face of drunk ( Read more... )

I ate a worm once.

He was my pet and I ate him.

Yo, biatches.

Snakes on a motherfucking plane (yo) - Tonight. 9pm at greater union.

Message me, if you can make it :)

Love!

I have been trying to do this essay for the past 3 days...and nothing ( Read more... )

There is a Huntsman spider in the toilet...and I have been holding for 6 hours. FUCK ( Read more... )

I'm sorry to everyone that I have been a bitch to lately. I'm not in a very good place right now. I'm just buckling under the pressure. But don't worry, chill, I'm fine.

A family friend's neice hung herself about 2 weeks ago. She had been missing for 24 hours and they found her at a construction site. She was 16. My mum went to her funeral today. I walked through the door and she ran up to me and gave me a giant hug. I could tell she had been crying alot. Her eyes were all puffy and red. I could never put her ( Read more... )