Hi. My name is Lydia and I have a pathological infectious disease.

[eyesbcompelling]

My body never ceases to amaze me. It's like, just when you think you and your body are friends again, BLAMMO, body is all like, "fuh-huuuuck youuuu", and I'm all, "BODY! GOD DAMMIT! BE NICE TO ME

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[shut_up_i_never]

Paragraphs 4 though 7 are pretty disgusting.

I always think I have pink eye, but it usually turns out to just be my allergies fucking with me (I'm terrible at exaggerating symptoms). Sounds like you've got it, though, so take care of yourself.

On the snot spectrum, did you ever have it in clear liquid form perpetually streaming out your nose? I've been getting that a lot over the past few years. It's probably a tumor (keep in mind what I said about symptoms...).

PS: I finished my revised draft for the Library Prize for Undergraduate Research. Now I just have to have my professor pick it apart...

[readinreverse]

pictures!

[eyesbcompelling]

on it... :)

[go_nomad]

you said "quarentine" and quarentine you got, but now i'm wishing i had got a good look at this shit before it cleared up. yo, your social quarentine is about to end with a fucking lazer light show

[eyesbcompelling]

awwww, j. You're making me feel bad for waking you up, kicking you out of my room, screaming about the next eight hours, yelling at you for leaving DVDs around....

What I really need is a backrub.

[lockinglips]

I dont know if you fixed this yet, but I swear to god wash your out in coffee, abi had pink eye and the person in some nutrition department told him to do it, and it worked!

maybe the acid in the coffee or something

[eyesbcompelling]

wait, wait, wait. There's a typo or a missing word in there somewhere....are you telling me to wash out my eye in coffee??? Because I'm giving you a prize if you are...

[lockinglips]

yes I am telling you to wash your eye out with coffee!

[eyesbcompelling]

Hot (tepid-y, I mean) or cold?