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[eyeshavemiles]

fedex guy just came in. i went over to open the door and he held it shut. i said 'i don't have to get up and let you in, you know

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[jdt1]

oooh my brain, it is nearly exploding! I don't know how yours hasn't by now! Did you really all out whistle? Like a cat-call?? Cuz that's awesome.

[eyeshavemiles]

yeah i gave him the cat-call whistle, even though im not an excellent whistler. he really is just too much. and good thing he's married else i'd hit that.

[d_man]

What would be wrong with hitting that if he wasn't married?

[eyeshavemiles]

well, nothing, i guess. except that he'd probably be doin' it with all of the girls he flirts with in offices all over boston.

[aboutaboy]

you are such a good flirter! you have to give me lessons when i get home.

[eyeshavemiles]

ha. if only my flirting skills got me somewhere.

[syriegal]

"not to mention that he said the word 'sex' (as in 'sexual') and i nearly lost it."

LOVE IT! I feel like that is something that we could have said both in sixth grade AND now.

Now has such a hotter double entendre though!