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Voice.

[barebacking]

I have something delicious for you, if you want.

Voice.

[eyesmiles]

I want.

[barebacking]

How shall I deliver it to you, my kind lord?

[eyesmiles]

I can come find you.

[action]

[what_scruples]

[ At some point on Valentine's Day, the Corinthian will be accosted by a small robotic cupid(?!) with a propeller jutting out of its back. Hovering unsteadily, it tinnily informs him that he has a message from Yaha, and delivers the message recorded into its memory-- ]

Such a naughty little clown you are. May the chains wrapped tight around never fully scar.

[ The message concludes with a shower of heart-shaped confetti over his head before the cupid zips away, off on the rest of its errands. ]

[ ooc; As you might have guessed, this is a glitched (with mun approval) message! If you want to see what Yaha intended to send, check out the unscreened post here. ]

[eyesmiles]

[...what just happened?]

[ebony_mask]

Hello, Corinthian. It's Mr. Claude from Capri. You haven't been at work and a small dragon, which I believe is yours, has been fluttering around the restaurant.

[eyesmiles]

Mr. Claude. Hello.

Yes, I have been absent. Someone has taken my heart, and I do not remember these past few days. But I will come to retrieve Matthew.

[ebony_mask]

Oh dear...do you need a few days off?

[eyesmiles]

No. When should I come in?

[ Text; Private ]

[caliginose]

I have gotten the impression as of late that you wish to speak with me.

[ Text; Private ]

[eyesmiles]

[an hour passes. Then:]

If you are who I think you to be.

[ Text; Private ]

[caliginose]

You expressed dissatisfaction with my workmanship.

[ Text; Private ]

[eyesmiles]

You left something out.