look at my new layout, it will kick you in the face

[eyesofligeia]

sometimes when i have an extremely shitty day, i have this fantasy about buying a gun, but not using it to shoot anyone or anything, but using it to rob a bank

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[lscott]

sometimes, whenever i'm having a really paranoid day, i'll be driving on the interstate, and i'll see a cop, and he'll have someone pulled over on the side of the road, and i'll think that the person that he pulled over could have drugs in the car, and the cop could find them, and the person could get violent, and pull a gun on the cop, and then a shootout could occur, and bullets would be flying on the interstate, and one of those bullets could come through my window and kill me.

wouldn't that be a horrible way to die?

[smittystylee]

While you are laughing your fucking ass off, you can look at this and laugh even more.

[becoolgirl]

holy shit.

we're all dead.

it's EL NINO!

[sarahlikewhoa]

oh dear. of course, that'd be my shitty old el camino you'd be driving around in.

"El Camino" VrommmmM!!!!!!!

[cinemalifeolite]

Ms. Polly,

It's a little odd, cause I've fantasized about doing the exact same thing, Europe, Champagne, and all. I especially want to rob all the mandeville banks, and when pulling off in the rusty El Camino you could ram into all the Hummers that take up two parking spaces in the parking lot. But if you rob a Mandeville bank, make sure you put on some black face make-up, b/c mandevillians are scared shitless of "darkie" and will probably throw their wallets and beamer keys at your feet. That's a great idea though. If you want to watch some excellent bank robbery movies, check out "Dog Day Afternoon" with Al Pacino and also "The Real McCoy" with Kim Basinger. Both kick ass and realistic bank heist movies.