"hey, are you going to the iron and wine show?"

"dude, hellya didn't you hear? bread wine and beans are opening!"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

oh dear is all i've got

In the evening, When the day is done
I'm looking for a woman, but the girl don't come
So don't let her, Play you for a fool
She don't show no pity baby, she don't make no rules

mother effing BAAAWLIN'

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because revenge

WILL ALWAYS BE MINE

Katie: "Daaad, sam said i am as ugly as E.T."

Dad: "...well why would he say something like that about E.T.!?"

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oh holy crap my brains going to explode

last crammingly writing an essay in highschool ever again. hahahahahhaa.

i wanna give the world one big fat kiss

wahoo!!!

wahoooooo


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