It came from Surveyland...
~*~* NAMES *~*~
1.What is your real, full name? Denise FUCKING RULER OF THE BADASSES Jones.
2.What other names were your parents thinking about for you? Davida?? My dad wanted to name me Davida so we could be Davida and David... yes, my dad is a stoner.
3.If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)? Stupid.
4. What does your name mean (if you know)? It is of some relation to Dyonises, the god of wine. Drunkard?
5. Do you like your name? Do you like your face?
6. Do you know anyone else with your name? Ugly mexican girls in my PE class.
7. If you could change your name, what would it be to? Madison or Clarissa.
8. What is coolest name of someone you know? Loreal... I guess... it's the most original.
9. The wierdest? Shaniqua. I guess. I don't know.
10. The plainest/ugliest? Ashley. Guh. It's so overrated.
~*~*FAVORITES*~*~
11. What is your favorite weapon? A spork.
12. What is your favorite genre of book? Fiction.
13. What is your favorite planet? Neptune.
14. Your favorite type of sandwich? Well, my favorite Subway sandwich is turkey with lettuce, black olives, banana peppers, pickles and italian dressing on Honey Oat bread.
15. How about your favorite role playing game (if you play them)? ONE WHERE I KILL BITCHES. <3 Stephanie.
16. Your favorite play? (No, not movie or TV show, PLAY)Gee.. I dunno... Romeo and Juliet?
17. Favorite joke? What did the owl say to Mike Jones? Who? Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones. Who? MIKE FUCKING JONES!!!!!11one
18. Favorite color of clothing on you? Pink or black.
19. Favorite fruit juice flavor? Mango, limeade?, pineapple.
20. What's your favorite thing to look up online?..Journals. *Hides*
~*~*ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW*~*~
21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)? A lot.
22. Smokes (if yes, how many)? A lot.
23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)? Hrmm.. 20?
24. Lost their vigrinity before being married? Yes.
25. Worships the devil? Maybe that one kid.
26. Has had their life threatened? Nope.
27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? Wow, no.
28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know. 7
29. Now how many of them are your friends? 4
30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)? School. Definitely. I love school. The coolest people go there.
~*~*WOULD YOU EVER*~*~
31. Eat bugs purposely? Maybe if I was on Fear Factor or something.
32. Commit a crime? Nothing more than a misdemeanor.
33. Change your religion? Maybe.
34. Lie to your parents? I have, and I don't like it.
35. Jump over a waterfall? Depends on how wide the waterfall is.
36. Change clothes in front of an open window? I do that. All. The. Time.
37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? Hehe. That'd be funny.
38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? If I was planning on doing some undercover work.
39. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? Sure.
40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? How much older is much older? The oldest guy I've ever liked was...3-4 years older.
~*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*~
41. Lied to your parents about something really important? Yes.
42. Have your life threatened? No sir.
43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online? No
The latest is like ...2?
45. Made people give you really wierd glances? By being loud and obnoxious I'm sure.
46. Read a Shakespeare play? A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet for escuela.
47. Talked in your sleep? Probably.
48. Sung at a kareoke bar? No, but I will. It's on my list.
49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up? No. They don't really care what I do.
50. Been run over... with a bike? Yes! OMG! One time when I was like 5 I was riding my bike with my friend and I fell down and she RAN OVER MY HEAD WITH HER BIKE!!!!!
~*~*WHO'S*~*~
51. Number one on your hit list? alsgjlagjjuleelkjalsidgoaisud
51. Your last kiss? David
52. On your aol instant messaging list (Give screen names and real names, if possible)? I have 200 people. I don't think I'll be naming them all. AIGHT.
53. The person you talk to most online? Andrew J or Stewart
54. The person you talk to least online? Toby
55. The person who calls you ever other day? Noone :( maybe Rachel counts.
56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them? Yes
57. The last person you talked to on the phone with? My mom.
58. The person/people you're with the most? This week it's Maggie.
59. Never home? Never
60. Always home? Always
~*~*THIS OR THAT*~*~
61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge? Mulan
62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper
63. Hamsters or Gerbils? Gerbils
64. Rats or Mice? Mice RATS ARE SO GROSS!
65. The Swings or the Slide? SWINGS!!!
66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round? Rollercoasters, merry-go-rounds generally make me really sick. Maybe becuase I'm always drunk when I get on them.... I RULE.
67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes? sneakers.
68. Italian or Mexican food? Italian. I live for Italian.
69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant? Sit Down Restaurant.
70. The Sun or the Moon? Moon. Moon. Moon.
~*~*MORE FAVORITES*~*~
71. What's your favorite quote about love? Maybe later
72. Favorite quote about friends? See above
73. How about about life? Shut up.
74. What's your favorite humorous quote? WHO CARES
75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmm..."? I say no to quotations.
76. The quote that makes you go, "Too true, too true." - "Boys are gay" - every girl ever
77. What's your favorite swear word? Nigger.
78. What's your favorite non-swear word? Nigger.
79. What's your favorite thing to do on a cold day? Cuddle.
80. How about your favorite thing to do on a hot day? Swim.
~*~*WHAT DO YOU SEE*~*~
81. Are there any shoes in the room? 3 pairs.
82. Underwear? No
83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc? 2 glasses.
84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking? NO
85. Money? NO
86. A TV? Neg.
87. Is there a fan in the room with you? Yes.
89. How about a blanket? Yerr.
90. What colors are the walls and the floor? White aaand hardwood.
~*~*WRAPPING IT UP*~*~
91. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?" 5
92. And how many of those can you actually spell? 3
93. What's your favorite way of ending a letter? (ie Sincerely, love from) Love always, Denise
94. Who's the last person you said goodbye to you, and where were they going? My mom, she was going out to eat with her friendsies.
95. Is there any weird way you say goodbye (ie Night, Smooches) I say "later days"
96. How do you end internet conversations? g2g ttyl lol noob stfu later days... in that order
97. Do you realize I'm just stalling to get to 100? This survey is longer than a nigger's dick. ... I did NOT just say that.
98. Have you ever seen any of these questions on any other survey before? Nope.
99. On a scale from 1-10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate this? 17
100. Do you think I'm sexy? Shit yeah.
1) Using band names, spell out your first name:
Death Cab for Cutie
Eisley
No Doubt
Incubus
Saves the Day
EEyvind Kang
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? there is a song by Fountains of Wayne named Denise. But... not for me... Dah! Write a song for me. Someone. Anyone.
3) What song makes you cry? Bush - Glycerine
4) What song makes you happy? Modest Mouse - Float On
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? Nothing, then I'll be up all night thinking about music.
6) Name a song by Coal Chamber: ScaryRAWR!
7) Who was/were your idols when you were younger? Mary Kate and Ashley
8) First album you ever bought? No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom BITCHES!!!!
9) Name a song that reminds you of someone and why: Prince reminds me of Matt. Tee hee. It's funny.
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5'10
HAIR COLOR: Brown/red/ugly
SKIN COLOR: healthy
EYE COLOR: brown
PIERCINGS: ears, belly button
r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: none
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Jet - Are you gunna be my girl?
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Toothpaste/fresh
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Still and soft and nightimish.
HOW ARE YOU? bored
d o y o u...
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: nope
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: umm too many
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: ya except when i screw up
LIKE TO DRIVE?: yeah
f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: The O.C.
CONDITIONER: Paul Mitchell - Special Tea Tree Conditioner
BOOK: The Rules of Attraction - Brett Ellis
MAGAZINE: Vogue
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Diet Coke
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Fuzzy Nipples
BAND OR GROUP: Pretty Girls Make Graves
l o v e
BOYFRIEND: no
GIRLFRIEND: no
SEXUALITY: I dont like to limit my options
CHILDREN: nill
CURRENT CRUSH: Taaaaah! I don't have one. For the first time in like 209385093285 years.
BEEN IN LOVE?: nope
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: um ya
BEEN HURT?: of course
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: gone out with....um no - OMG Jane, it's funny becuase I know we are talking about the same guy.
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: YES! SNO CONES BIATCHES!
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Prince and No Doubt
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: money
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: benjamin franklin and my mom
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: Yeah yeah yeahs - Fever to Tell
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: sleep
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: Neverrrrrrrrrrr.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: When John sent me letters last summer.
YOU GOT EMAIL? Today
THING YOU PURCHASED: Wendy's food
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: E! True Hollywood Story - The Bachelor
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Dawn of the Dead
Purely for my own entertainment...
Mandatory Metallica is the silliest idea ever.
1.What is your real, full name? Denise FUCKING RULER OF THE BADASSES Jones.
2.What other names were your parents thinking about for you? Davida?? My dad wanted to name me Davida so we could be Davida and David... yes, my dad is a stoner.
3.If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)? Stupid.
4. What does your name mean (if you know)? It is of some relation to Dyonises, the god of wine. Drunkard?
5. Do you like your name? Do you like your face?
6. Do you know anyone else with your name? Ugly mexican girls in my PE class.
7. If you could change your name, what would it be to? Madison or Clarissa.
8. What is coolest name of someone you know? Loreal... I guess... it's the most original.
9. The wierdest? Shaniqua. I guess. I don't know.
10. The plainest/ugliest? Ashley. Guh. It's so overrated.
~*~*FAVORITES*~*~
11. What is your favorite weapon? A spork.
12. What is your favorite genre of book? Fiction.
13. What is your favorite planet? Neptune.
14. Your favorite type of sandwich? Well, my favorite Subway sandwich is turkey with lettuce, black olives, banana peppers, pickles and italian dressing on Honey Oat bread.
15. How about your favorite role playing game (if you play them)? ONE WHERE I KILL BITCHES. <3 Stephanie.
16. Your favorite play? (No, not movie or TV show, PLAY)Gee.. I dunno... Romeo and Juliet?
17. Favorite joke? What did the owl say to Mike Jones? Who? Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones. Who? MIKE FUCKING JONES!!!!!11one
18. Favorite color of clothing on you? Pink or black.
19. Favorite fruit juice flavor? Mango, limeade?, pineapple.
20. What's your favorite thing to look up online?..Journals. *Hides*
~*~*ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW*~*~
21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)? A lot.
22. Smokes (if yes, how many)? A lot.
23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)? Hrmm.. 20?
24. Lost their vigrinity before being married? Yes.
25. Worships the devil? Maybe that one kid.
26. Has had their life threatened? Nope.
27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? Wow, no.
28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know. 7
29. Now how many of them are your friends? 4
30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)? School. Definitely. I love school. The coolest people go there.
~*~*WOULD YOU EVER*~*~
31. Eat bugs purposely? Maybe if I was on Fear Factor or something.
32. Commit a crime? Nothing more than a misdemeanor.
33. Change your religion? Maybe.
34. Lie to your parents? I have, and I don't like it.
35. Jump over a waterfall? Depends on how wide the waterfall is.
36. Change clothes in front of an open window? I do that. All. The. Time.
37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? Hehe. That'd be funny.
38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? If I was planning on doing some undercover work.
39. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? Sure.
40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? How much older is much older? The oldest guy I've ever liked was...3-4 years older.
~*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*~
41. Lied to your parents about something really important? Yes.
42. Have your life threatened? No sir.
43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online? No
The latest is like ...2?
45. Made people give you really wierd glances? By being loud and obnoxious I'm sure.
46. Read a Shakespeare play? A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet for escuela.
47. Talked in your sleep? Probably.
48. Sung at a kareoke bar? No, but I will. It's on my list.
49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up? No. They don't really care what I do.
50. Been run over... with a bike? Yes! OMG! One time when I was like 5 I was riding my bike with my friend and I fell down and she RAN OVER MY HEAD WITH HER BIKE!!!!!
~*~*WHO'S*~*~
51. Number one on your hit list? alsgjlagjjuleelkjalsidgoaisud
51. Your last kiss? David
52. On your aol instant messaging list (Give screen names and real names, if possible)? I have 200 people. I don't think I'll be naming them all. AIGHT.
53. The person you talk to most online? Andrew J or Stewart
54. The person you talk to least online? Toby
55. The person who calls you ever other day? Noone :( maybe Rachel counts.
56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them? Yes
57. The last person you talked to on the phone with? My mom.
58. The person/people you're with the most? This week it's Maggie.
59. Never home? Never
60. Always home? Always
~*~*THIS OR THAT*~*~
61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge? Mulan
62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper
63. Hamsters or Gerbils? Gerbils
64. Rats or Mice? Mice RATS ARE SO GROSS!
65. The Swings or the Slide? SWINGS!!!
66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round? Rollercoasters, merry-go-rounds generally make me really sick. Maybe becuase I'm always drunk when I get on them.... I RULE.
67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes? sneakers.
68. Italian or Mexican food? Italian. I live for Italian.
69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant? Sit Down Restaurant.
70. The Sun or the Moon? Moon. Moon. Moon.
~*~*MORE FAVORITES*~*~
71. What's your favorite quote about love? Maybe later
72. Favorite quote about friends? See above
73. How about about life? Shut up.
74. What's your favorite humorous quote? WHO CARES
75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmm..."? I say no to quotations.
76. The quote that makes you go, "Too true, too true." - "Boys are gay" - every girl ever
77. What's your favorite swear word? Nigger.
78. What's your favorite non-swear word? Nigger.
79. What's your favorite thing to do on a cold day? Cuddle.
80. How about your favorite thing to do on a hot day? Swim.
~*~*WHAT DO YOU SEE*~*~
81. Are there any shoes in the room? 3 pairs.
82. Underwear? No
83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc? 2 glasses.
84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking? NO
85. Money? NO
86. A TV? Neg.
87. Is there a fan in the room with you? Yes.
89. How about a blanket? Yerr.
90. What colors are the walls and the floor? White aaand hardwood.
~*~*WRAPPING IT UP*~*~
91. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?" 5
92. And how many of those can you actually spell? 3
93. What's your favorite way of ending a letter? (ie Sincerely, love from) Love always, Denise
94. Who's the last person you said goodbye to you, and where were they going? My mom, she was going out to eat with her friendsies.
95. Is there any weird way you say goodbye (ie Night, Smooches) I say "later days"
96. How do you end internet conversations? g2g ttyl lol noob stfu later days... in that order
97. Do you realize I'm just stalling to get to 100? This survey is longer than a nigger's dick. ... I did NOT just say that.
98. Have you ever seen any of these questions on any other survey before? Nope.
99. On a scale from 1-10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate this? 17
100. Do you think I'm sexy? Shit yeah.
1) Using band names, spell out your first name:
Death Cab for Cutie
Eisley
No Doubt
Incubus
Saves the Day
EEyvind Kang
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? there is a song by Fountains of Wayne named Denise. But... not for me... Dah! Write a song for me. Someone. Anyone.
3) What song makes you cry? Bush - Glycerine
4) What song makes you happy? Modest Mouse - Float On
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? Nothing, then I'll be up all night thinking about music.
6) Name a song by Coal Chamber: ScaryRAWR!
7) Who was/were your idols when you were younger? Mary Kate and Ashley
8) First album you ever bought? No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom BITCHES!!!!
9) Name a song that reminds you of someone and why: Prince reminds me of Matt. Tee hee. It's funny.
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5'10
HAIR COLOR: Brown/red/ugly
SKIN COLOR: healthy
EYE COLOR: brown
PIERCINGS: ears, belly button
r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: none
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Jet - Are you gunna be my girl?
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Toothpaste/fresh
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Still and soft and nightimish.
HOW ARE YOU? bored
d o y o u...
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: nope
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: umm too many
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: ya except when i screw up
LIKE TO DRIVE?: yeah
f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: The O.C.
CONDITIONER: Paul Mitchell - Special Tea Tree Conditioner
BOOK: The Rules of Attraction - Brett Ellis
MAGAZINE: Vogue
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Diet Coke
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Fuzzy Nipples
BAND OR GROUP: Pretty Girls Make Graves
l o v e
BOYFRIEND: no
GIRLFRIEND: no
SEXUALITY: I dont like to limit my options
CHILDREN: nill
CURRENT CRUSH: Taaaaah! I don't have one. For the first time in like 209385093285 years.
BEEN IN LOVE?: nope
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: um ya
BEEN HURT?: of course
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: gone out with....um no - OMG Jane, it's funny becuase I know we are talking about the same guy.
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: YES! SNO CONES BIATCHES!
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Prince and No Doubt
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: money
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: benjamin franklin and my mom
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: Yeah yeah yeahs - Fever to Tell
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: sleep
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: Neverrrrrrrrrrr.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: When John sent me letters last summer.
YOU GOT EMAIL? Today
THING YOU PURCHASED: Wendy's food
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: E! True Hollywood Story - The Bachelor
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Dawn of the Dead
Purely for my own entertainment...
Mandatory Metallica is the silliest idea ever.