I'd continue humping you to see if he got any bigger.

Sep 05, 2005 12:24

Mwahahahahaha.
I can be seductive, I've found.

I have whisked Ivan away under my spell. Indeed, I have. He hearts me. Muahaha!

In other news. I had a really weird dream.

It went like this...
It started at school in Theater Arts, where Renee and I were doing a skit together. Then Danielle bursted into the room and told Mr. Morris that they needed me in the office. So she took me out into the hallway and gave me this note that was in a guys handwriting that said something along the lines of "Go to this address. [Insert address here.] Please."

But I was skeptical. Then Daniella told me take a chance, so I skipped school and went. It turned out to be this apartment building. And guess who answered the door when I got there!
Paradox!

He was like, "I got my own place and I wanted you to see it. Isn't it groovy?"
And it was. It was a really fancy interior, much too good to be an apartment. I think he was magical. There were butterflies like everywhere.
Then we sat on his couch and watched some weird fucked up drug movie while drinking insane amounts of alcohol. Then I asked him if I could go make some food and he said yes.

So I went into his luxurious kitchen and made cheesecake. Though it was magical too I thik because it only took like four minutes to make, whereas real cheesecake takes like four hours. But it was delicious and Paradox was like freaking out when he saw that I had made it.

Then I made him eat it and he kind of... started acting funny. But it was a cute funny. He started jumping around the room trying to catch his butterflies. When he finally caught one, it turned into sugar. I ate the sugar and then I passed out or something.

When I awoke, I was at school, telling Danielle that I had sex with Paradox. I dunno if I was lying, or it really happened and I didn't remember, but then we kinda jumped around in excitement. Then I woke up.
.

And, uh. I dunno. I'm gonna go eat some eggs. See ya.
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