lol

[eyesredefy]

so today i got this message on myspace....lololololol are you fucking kidding?????

Hi My name is firat I m a doctor from Istanbul,Turkey..
I m handsome,cool :) you are different and beatifull. I would like to meet with you if you want ....
Have you ever been in Istanbul honey??
Dr.Firat
msn= akincifirat@hotmail.com

this is the actual

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[erindez]

haahahaha

[cbrite]

"Ever been to Istanbul honey?"

That pretty much made my day.

[d_klein]

There was a short period of time where I was looking to rent a room. This dude replied with something along the lines of: "hey man just to let you know I have a room to rent as long as you don't mind me sucking your dick all the time hit me up"

[stranger_flower]

I had one from a guy from Sterling Heights asking if I "liked to be licked".

People are dumb.

nucka

[swallowlung]

this old vet at meijer once asked if i could help him take off the prosthetic foot the military gave him after some war.

i declined.

I STILL HAVE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU DAMNIT.