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[eyestab]

Hey, Fox News, get a clue. This kidnapping deal in Aruba is not a "developing situation" at this point.

Comments

[kepplah]

Don't hold your breath man.

[eyestab]

Why can't the media report on interesting things? I mean, it sucks that the chick got kidnapped and all that, but honestly... what's the point in reporting about it every half hour? If it hasn't helped yet, it isn't going to help now.

If only there were a science-based news channel. That'd be pimp.