It's Time for Shakespearean Insults

[eyesys]

I went to a site with these and found these in particular to be especially scathing. Enjoy

Comments

[wespennest]

Thou rump-fed, loggerheaded runyon!

I don't think that's from any of his plays, but I do recall seeing that on some long-forgotten "elizabethan swear generator."

[eyesys]

Hey dem's fightin' woids!

Ok...here's one for you *puts on Shakespeare cap and thinks*

Dost thou dare insult me, thou pig-livered, defecating obtusion which growest from the greasy bowels of a fortnight slaughtered cow?

:)

That was not any commentary on you as a person, I was just being Shakespearean. :)

[necturus]

"Aroint thee, witch!" the rumpfed runyon cried. (Macbeth)

[eyesys]

:D gotta love it...

;)

[christopherwill]

I have a book called Shakesperian insults which was a Yule gift from walkyrja many moons ago.