Meme time!

[eymberfyire]

Leave me an ANONYMOUS comment with;
-An insult
-A secret
-A criticism
-A crush
-A compliment
-A death threat
-A love note
-A song
-A picture
-Anything else you want

(Preferably all in one comment)

Comments

[anonymous]

1. INSULT: It is readily apparent that you are possessed of all the intelligence of a horseshoe crab.
2. SECRET: I have, over the course of the past two years, had crushes on a number of my LJ buddies.
3. CRITICISM: You were at Steelsings? I'd thought you much better than that.
4. CRUSH: I don't have any, currently. Unless one counts that man-whore Derrick at school.
5. COMPLIMENT: You're one of the nicest, most levelheaded people I know.
6. DEATH THREAD: And I am going to spike your garlic cream cheese with shampoo. (See CSI Episode 2x11 Organ Grinder.)
7. LOVE NOTE: Less than three you.
8. SONG: Hey, Cinderella by Suzy Bogguss.
9. PICTURE:

[anonymous]

insult: your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. (someone has to say it and i'm not about to insult you so suck it)
secret:
criticism: um ... um ... um ... you suck at halo?
a crush: james spader
a compliment: i <3 your hair
a death threat: wtf no
a love note: dear meghan, may i please have your babies. thank you. love always, me
a song: 'little sister' by queens of the stone age
a picture:O.O <--- internet smiley faces TOTALLY COUNT
anything else: i'm hungry and it is cold like a bitch in here

[anonymous]

-An insult - You laugh like a horse.
-A secret - At one time a while ago I got scared because I thought I was pregnant.
-A criticism - You need to be more confident and less shy.
-A crush - I don't have one at the moment, I feel weird.
-A compliment - You're so extremely sweet, almost sickeningly so!
-A death threat - I could almost love you to death?
-A love note - I'm not that romantic, but if I could have you, I would gladly accept.
-A song - "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge.."
-A picture - http://www.origo.hu/i/0408/20040817salmapene.jpg enjoy.
-Anything else you want - I cannot believe that I only just saw this meme in your LJ! I'm bad.