Shoes

[ezerick]

Recent conversation

"hey, would you bring that box of shoes along? I'd like to get to more than 2 pair"
"huh? You don't need more than two pairs of shoes"
"if you have a penis. I don't, so I need lots of shoes"
"oh, ok"

Comments

what are the odds

[jixel]

this just posted by a female friend today:

"we are NOT buying a 100 TB tape drive..."

Re: what are the odds

[ezerick]

heh

[rion_yamazaki]

Short/Strange conversations like that, are what keep me talking to people...

"Me: "Man, you dont know how many times its saved my ass" (referring to being able to sleep with my eyes open)."
Friend of mine: "School?"
Me: "No. Church."

& overheard:
My Mom: "Barry, What did i tell you about making babies?"
My friend Barry: "Pratice makes perfect?"