Nice, except I think 8 should be changed to be more bold and out of pattern:
8. String theory is an anorexic whore.
Or if you want to add a little 302 Italian flavor to it...
8. String Theory is an anorexic whore. You will date her for a while, but then she will go crazy and dump you. You will spend the next year or so obsessing about her. Then you will meet up with this young hot chick and somehow find a way into her pants. Then you will move away and somehow hook back up with String Theory. You'll tell your friends that she's getting help and she's changed and all of your friends will really hope that it's true.
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8. String theory is an anorexic whore.
Or if you want to add a little 302 Italian flavor to it...
8. String Theory is an anorexic whore. You will date her for a while, but then she will go crazy and dump you. You will spend the next year or so obsessing about her. Then you will meet up with this young hot chick and somehow find a way into her pants. Then you will move away and somehow hook back up with String Theory. You'll tell your friends that she's getting help and she's changed and all of your friends will really hope that it's true.
God I hope Frank doesn't read this... or do I?
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