Comments | ezraelandvari: All this could be yours at a low, low price!

ezraelandvari

All this could be yours at a low, low price!

Apr 18, 2006 23:45

Now selling:

GREEN MANGOES at P55/kilo!

Fresh from our farm in Cuyapo, Nueva Ecija. Will take about one or two weeks days to ripen.

Wonderful scent, smooth texture, firm to the touch...
Just the right bite when green, and sweet as honey when ripe. DUDE IT'S FUCKING SWEET I'M TELLING YOU. o___o

OUR MANGOES ARE BETTER THAN SEX.
Buy now, before ( Read more... )

Comments 7

kazarareta April 18 2006, 15:06:15 UTC

for some weird reason I am reminded by a certain management pitch that I made o_o

eee-vvaahhll.

ratmanprimate April 21 2006, 10:58:40 UTC

hahaha. pucha. natawa ako dun a.

ezraelandvari April 21 2006, 20:47:16 UTC

Tsk. 18 kilos na lang natira. XP

www.xanga.com/jesrora anonymous May 10 2006, 22:41:20 UTC

tag me! i miss you! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

star_puppet May 16 2006, 02:25:45 UTC

OUR MANGOES ARE BETTER THAN SEX.

hand me over a bundle and I will be happy for the rest of my life.
forget sex. XD XD XD

star_puppet May 16 2006, 02:26:04 UTC

j/k

ezraelandvari May 21 2006, 01:04:58 UTC

Hahaha. Too bad they're already sold out. Sayang. Lol.