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1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
I AM a virgin, byotch!
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
...
3.What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Shania Twain!
4.What is the best thing about your current job?
I get to take naps and get paid for it.
5.Do you wish cell phones etiquette was a required class?
No...
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
Not a big deal to me.
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
No.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
Germany, I hope.
9. Quote a song lyric:
"I say there's trouble when everything is fine, the need to destroy things creeps up on me everytime"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
New, if "new" is in the last 4 years.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
Nah.
12. Do you like your parents?
Yup
13. Do you still live with them?
Yes...
14. What state/country are you from?
Oklahoma. Ugh.
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
I asked my dad if he would be releasing the squirrel he caught in a trap soon. He said he was going right now. We're not red-necks. For real. They were living in my attic.
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Hopefully, I've quit being a lazy-ass and have written some good songs.
17. What is your favorite smell?
Brand new car.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Yea, partially.
20. What is the time and the outside temperature right now?
9:05 pm. 50.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
My co-workers= my grandpa and my cousin. yes.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Nope.
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
No. I am so sheltered.
24. Have you ever Toilet Papered someone's house?
Of course!
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Definitely.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
Hahahaha. Yes. I am not a huge outdoorsy person...
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
My brother is 9, you pervert. Plus...I'm a heterosexual male, so...
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Nope.
29. Have you ever drank jack daniels?
Just last night! But only a shot.
30. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Nope.
31. Have you ever had a stalker?
Perhaps.
32. Have you ever been in love?
Absolutely not.
33. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yup.
34. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Maybe once or twice.
35. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
Nope.
36. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope.
37. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
Nope.
38. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Yes...but forgive and forget.
39. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped?
???
40. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Yea, but not like most people my age.
41. Have you ever been out of the US?
NO! :(
42. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
Work out?
43. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
I would've once...if I looked good in hats...
44. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
Haha, unfortunately. I am American, you know.
45. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on?
No
46. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
Not that I remember...but probably, because I am a creep like that.
47. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
Umm, see # 21 (minus the yes), you pervert.
48. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Yea.