button/rosberg n., pg-13 (1/2)savilerowsAugust 8 2014, 18:38:26 UTC
a little off the mark, but i hope you don't mind!
Lewis shows up at Nico's door carrying a very strange looking package under his arm, Nico has half a mind to slam the door in his face. But it is Lewis, so Nico invites him in with a sigh and Lewis grins so wide that he might as well be the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland.
'Happy birthday,' Lewis says, shoving the package at Nico.
It does not look like a package. It is far too big to be one. It is tall and thin and taller than Lewis and Nico holds his present gingerly, eyes narrowed.
'Hey don't judge, okay well yeah happy belated birthday, happy now?' Lewis says, throwing his hands up defensively.
'What is this... Thing?'
'Your present.'
'Huh.'
'Open it. Come on.'
Nico frowns, tearing at the sorry excuse for wrapping paper that covers his present to reveal... A life sized cardboard cutout of Jenson Button.
'I don't believe this.'
'Hey you said no more blind dates-'
'What has that have to do with-'
'You know him so-'
'He's a cartoon character and he's made of
( ... )
button/rosberg n., pg-13 (2/2)savilerowsAugust 8 2014, 18:38:50 UTC
The next morning, Nico wakes up to a naked man sitting at the corner of his bed and he screams.
'Hello,' the man says.
Nico screams again. He does not scream, unless it is sex with someone and it is mind-blowingly good but that is beside the point. This is bad. Who is this... Housebreaker and why does he look so strangely familiar?
'I'm Jenson Button,' the man says, leaning in. He reaches for Nico and Nico shrinks away from him, pressing himself against the headboard. 'And you are?'
-
'Lewis I'm going to kill you where the hell did you get the cardboard cutout from-'
'Hold up what are you talking about-'
'The Jenson cutout don't play dumb-'
'Hey if you're going to tell me you're allergic to cardboard I'm sorry man I didn't know-'
'It's not that-'
'I got it from a flea market it was going cheap shit I wasn't supposed to say that okay sorry I forgot your birthday man but hey I got you something good that's what best friends do-'
'Lewis'You're going to tell me it's unsanitary and shit right well listen up I cleaned it before I
( ... )
Re: button/rosberg n., pg-13 (2/2)gemjamAugust 8 2014, 19:33:58 UTC
This is so funny, I could totally see it. This is exactly the kind of friend Lewis would be, forgetting his friend's birthday, picking something up that he comes across, being generally useless but his heart is in the right place. And Nico's crush on a cartoon character and Jenson is just so... Jenson but exaggerated perfectly to fit this role. Really wonderful, thank you so much for this :)
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Lewis shows up at Nico's door carrying a very strange looking package under his arm, Nico has half a mind to slam the door in his face. But it is Lewis, so Nico invites him in with a sigh and Lewis grins so wide that he might as well be the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland.
'Happy birthday,' Lewis says, shoving the package at Nico.
It does not look like a package. It is far too big to be one. It is tall and thin and taller than Lewis and Nico holds his present gingerly, eyes narrowed.
'Hey don't judge, okay well yeah happy belated birthday, happy now?' Lewis says, throwing his hands up defensively.
'What is this... Thing?'
'Your present.'
'Huh.'
'Open it. Come on.'
Nico frowns, tearing at the sorry excuse for wrapping paper that covers his present to reveal... A life sized cardboard cutout of Jenson Button.
'I don't believe this.'
'Hey you said no more blind dates-'
'What has that have to do with-'
'You know him so-'
'He's a cartoon character and he's made of ( ... )
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'Hello,' the man says.
Nico screams again. He does not scream, unless it is sex with someone and it is mind-blowingly good but that is beside the point. This is bad. Who is this... Housebreaker and why does he look so strangely familiar?
'I'm Jenson Button,' the man says, leaning in. He reaches for Nico and Nico shrinks away from him, pressing himself against the headboard. 'And you are?'
-
'Lewis I'm going to kill you where the hell did you get the cardboard cutout from-'
'Hold up what are you talking about-'
'The Jenson cutout don't play dumb-'
'Hey if you're going to tell me you're allergic to cardboard I'm sorry man I didn't know-'
'It's not that-'
'I got it from a flea market it was going cheap shit I wasn't supposed to say that okay sorry I forgot your birthday man but hey I got you something good that's what best friends do-'
'Lewis'You're going to tell me it's unsanitary and shit right well listen up I cleaned it before I ( ... )
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