I'm boycotting St. Patrick's Day. I can't understand why Irish people are so fucking pumped to be Irish. Fuck that shit. You don't see me running around with feathers in my head and wearing bear skin undies because I'm so psyched to be a fucking Indian. And you also don't see me chugging down a bottle of champagne and eating a shit load of crepes ( Read more... )

It's raining like a motherfucker down here right now. Tornado warning and everything. Still better than snow though ( Read more... )

Sorry for that late night post yesterday ( Read more... )

Fuck you.

I'm kinda fuckin drunk right now.

Rock.

I wish I was home and I wish I didn't have have bills to pay and I wish I had some friends.

Today, I went to the mall to trade in some PS2 games so I could buy the new MVP Baseball game for XBox. After I bought the game and all that, I decided to walk around the mall a little bit, just for shits and giggles. I walked through the food court and saw an Ice Cream shop right in the middle so I decided to stop. I got in line, and Don Mattingly ( Read more... )

Next time I spend any length of time outside in the sun, I need to remember that I live in Florida now, and I will get a sunburn no matter what.

Tomorrow I'm going to the Strawberry Festival in Plant City tomorrow. Any food that you can think of that involves strawberries is there. I'm kinda pumped ( Read more... )

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I don't know where I need to go ( Read more... )