represent from the far east, motherfuckers.

by the way, i found my calling here as a street harasser. you'll never see me again.

-john and sara.

ps: sara is smelly.

who wants a postcard from china?

-John.

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no offense, but i've grown out of this.

-John.

new screen name: howdoikn0w

-John.

With every worthless word we get more far away
And nothin's ever promised tomorrow, today
And nothin lasts forever, but be honest, babe
It hurts, but it may be the only way

-John.

Don’t want to hear about it
Every single one’s got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the queen of england to the hounds of hell
And if I catch it coming back my way
I’m gonna serve it to you
And that ain’t what you want to hear,
But that’s what I’ll do
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says find a home

-John.

listen, i'm sorry. it was supposed to be a joke but i guess it was just taken too far. i'm sorry ( Read more... )

"i want to see more fish, not face. FISH, NOT FACE!" - Sara's Mom.

-John.

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