Stole all of this from Kirsten hehe, love ya!
Just fill this one out.. I made it! Anyone can add questions.. just be
sure to send (just the extras) back to me! Thanks!
When you want to sit on your foot, which one do you sit on? either
When you cross your arms which one if folded in? left
What corner of the paper do you write your name in? left
Do you make your two’s with a curl or like this (2)? like this: curly
When you write (u)s, do you put the little extra line on them? yup
When you write (j)s, do you put the top on them? yup
If you wear a watch, which wrist is it on? right
Do you write in the memo lines of your checks? no
Do/can you sleep on your stomach? sometimes
Do you like sugar on your strawberries, or just plain? both
Do you like Reddi Whip, Cool Whip, or fresh whipped cream? all! hehe
What is your favorite drink (water is already a given)? Pepsi
Do you like raw veggies plain or do you have to eat them with dip? I usually like my veggies cooked(Mushrooms, Carrots, Grean Beans, Unions)
Black or blue ink? black
Pen or pencil? pen
Do you like to use highlighter? sometimes
How do you spell the name of the breakfast treat that is fried and has a hole in the middle? doughnut
Paper or plastic? paper
Do you make a big deal out of your (and other’s) birthdays? yea
Do you use post-its? YES! Post-its are fun!
What do you call the things that you use to blow your nose? tissues
How do you pronounce the name you call your Mother’s sister? ant
Do you like your name? no
Do you have a change jar? well not a JAR..but like a random case lol
Do you prefer spearmint, peppermint, wintergreen, or cinnamon? spearmint and wintergreen:)
Do you like applesauce? no, never have. hehe
What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate
(1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't
(2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
(3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
(4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
(5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
(6) Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
(7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
(10) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
(11) I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
(12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
(13) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
(14) God must love stupid people; he made so many.
(15) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
(16) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
(17) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
(18) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
(19) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
(20) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
(21) Wrinkled was NOT one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
(22) Procrastinate Now!
(23) My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
(24) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
(25) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
(26) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
(27) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
(28) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
(29) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
(30) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
(31) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
(32) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.
(33) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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