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[f_ckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

Comments

[Private]

[talldarksaviour]

One down, a hundred to go.

[Private]

[f_ckitybye]

Course, not all of them are toddlers who shit themselves when you look at them funny.

[Private]

[talldarksaviour]

I wish. I take it your warden was the obliging sort?

[Private]

[f_ckitybye]

The little sod still had his fucking milk-teeth.

[christ_onabike]

Keep counting, mate. I had three in the space of two fucking months. And hell, one of them got demoted.

The third one's the bitch, though.

[f_ckitybye]

Christ. Wonder what the Barge record is for burning through the fuckers.

You're on number three, eh?

[christ_onabike]

Think I might have burned them the fastest - but some people are on fucking number eight or something stupid.

Yeah. Lucky fucking number or something.

[f_ckitybye]

Christ, it's like fucking DoSAC here.

Tell you the truth, I'm a little sorry to see the back of the useless little cunt. He'd only just mastered weeing in a grown-up potty, but at least if I needed something he'd get it, no fucking trouble.

[wichita_kansas]

Wha?

[f_ckitybye]

That a question, love, or were you coughing up a fucking hairball?

[wichita_kansas]

Columbus is gone? Is his stuff still there?

[f_ckitybye]

Not a fucking trace as far as I could tell, sweetheart.

Friend of yours, was he?

Private

[heavenonthemind]

I had a warden for three months who never even spoke to me.

Most people here have at least one warden who isn't suited for them or neglect them in some way. It's the way of the wardens.

Private

[f_ckitybye]

How many you been through, then?

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind]

Just Amber and Sexby.

Though, I plan to request another. Things are beyond strained between Sexby and I.

Re: Private

[f_ckitybye]

That so? Thought he was one of the reasonable fuckers.

[intofireforever]

I can't imagine why, with your sunny attitude and everything.

[f_ckitybye]

Ooh, sarcasm. Careful, love, you're sharp enough you might fucking cut yourself.