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[f_ckitybye]

Youth fucking wasted on the young my fucking arse.

[Private to Claire]
Did I fucking hear right? About the warden thing?

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[christ_onabike]

Fucking seconded.

[Private]

Didn't mean to be a fucking arse about... all that shit, honestly.

And I don't mean to drag shit all back up, but your sisters better fucking appreciate your arse, mate.

Private

[f_ckitybye]

Honest truth? I fucking hate football. Got no fucking time for it whatsoever and never fucking had. I expect you already fucking sussed that I figured out way fucking early to give the answer that wasn't going to get the shit kicked out of me by the cunts I went to school with.

Well, you know. Mum was a widow early and I was the fucking oldest, yeah? Someone had to look after the wee ones when she was working.

...they're good girls, they are. Got good kids too.

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[christ_onabike]

You've gotta learn pretty fucking quick that that question? Has fuck all to do with football.

Yeah, I fucking know it, mate. Not from your fucking point, but... yeah, I fucking know it.

How much younger than you were they?

Re: Private

[f_ckitybye]

Too fucking right.

Liz is four years younger and and Janet's six. Dad died not long after Janet came along, the tosser.* Well. Not his fucking fault. Fucking cancer.

*[Total personal fanon, for anyone who's watching. :\]

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

If it's any fucking help my kid self liked your kid self's fucking accent.

Re: Private.

[f_ckitybye]

I'm fucking shocked she could understand it. I'm shocked anyone could fucking understand it.

Private.

[f_ckitybye]

You tell me, love.

Private.

[f_ckitybye]

Well. I appreciate it, I reckon.

Now, my question is, what's being a warden mean to you, then? And particularly with regard to this fucking case?