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[f_ckitybye]

[Filtered to the infirmary staff + Claire, Paddy, Rube, Parker (i.e. the people he sort of almost trusts).]

Is there anything at all in the fucking infirmary for a migraine? I feel like sodding Riverdance is stamping and kicking its Hibernian way through my fucking skull.

[OOC: What's this about? Well, perhaps the current general election in the

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[christ_onabike]

If it were Riverdance, I'd surely fucking know about it by now.

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[f_ckitybye]

Oh, aye? Big fan, are we?

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[christ_onabike]

...

If you must know, it helps me focus.

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[f_ckitybye]

You're not fucking serious.

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[f_ckitybye]

No fucking clue. It's not like I get the fucking things regularly, either.

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[f_ckitybye]

I think Jones has got something up her sleeve. I'll let you know, aye?

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[thegooddrjones]

You should come in so we can take a look at you, Malcolm. You haven't had your physical yet, and this could be connected. Shall we say three o'clock?

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[f_ckitybye]

I don't need a fucking physical, I just need something to make the fucking clog-dancers in my skull fuck back off to Dublin.

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[thegooddrjones]

If you have an underlying condition I could treat you with something and it could be worse.

[Private]
Malcolm, it won't hurt, and I probably won't even need to touch you, just use the scanner.

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[f_ckitybye]

I am healthy as a fucking horse. Can't you just give me a fucking pill and have done with it?

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[you_run_i_chase]

Sounds like you need a drink.

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[f_ckitybye]

Soon as Michael Flateley stops giving my eyesockets a kicking, maybe I'll be able to look at a fucking bottle straight on.

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[you_run_i_chase]

Good.

[onderhaus]

People rely on the wonders of modern medicine too much these days. Used to be, you laid down in a dark room, put a cold compress on your head, and voila. No tolerance to medications, no addictions.

Natural healing.

You know what the problem is? People are in too much of a fucking hurry.

[f_ckitybye]

Sod that; I fucking tried it. Been trying that all fucking night last night and into this morning and I'm fucking tired of it.