At the Wolfram & Hart Party

[f_iverson]

I have no idea why I'm here. I'm not having any fun. All I see are a sea of celebrities and various pretty people. I feel overdressed in a tux. Silly me; I actually expected this to be a professional, formal affair. Should have known a fundraiser for a horny appendage thrown by UC Sunnydale's former Big Jerk on Campus would just completely suck

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[lily_anne]

*smooths now-messy hair*

I need another drink...

*heads to bar, notices someone on the way there*

Well, well...look who's here...

Freddy. How...well, surprising, to see you. Thought you were Mr. "I have no friends"..what on earth are you doing at the party of the year?

*smirks*

[parker_abrams]

*speechifying*

...now, when somebody told me that the campaign slogan was "Boobies for All" I had to scoff - but I was wrong in my scoffing. Let me tell you why...

[f_iverson]

*after being caught off guard, regains composure and smirks back*

I could ask you the same thing, Miss I-Hate-The- World. And, as far as having no friends, you should prepare yourself, because the way you've been behaving, you might just find yourself without any as well.

If you must know, I'm here strictly in a press-related capacity. Not that it should concern you.

Oh, and could you try to show a little more cleavage in that thing? You're not quite showing enough.

[parker_abrams]

*speechifying*

...now, I SPOKE to the campaign manager, Mr. Gordo, who sadly, could not be in attendance tonight due to family matters. He showed me, as I'm about to show you, that the boobies are METAPHORS for the deep, pressing needs of the state of CALIFORNIA...