FOUR? Those fuckers had it coming

[f_tavares]

I've always had trouble finding the right pay-by-the-hour motel but this one didn't look so bad. It was a Universal Soldier-type whorehouse, with little bungalows peppering the fenced-off area behind the main office. I didn't want to ask questions, typically one doesn't when the guy behind the counter looks like an impoverished grunt with a

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[k__kurkova]

I don't care if it's the Plaza, I always bring my own sheets and lock away my underwear in case the maids decide to have a fashion show. You really should come to Mexico next weekend.

[f_tavares]

Have you no trust in your fellow man, Karolina Kurkova? Is that a baby head in your icon? Are you wearing a baby's head.

Heh heh, who's gonna make me.

[k__kurkova]

No, not at all, I don't. I have seen Maid In Manhattan too many times. You hear too much about the things people do in hotel rooms. If I washed the sheet, then I can trust there's no unmentionables on it. Ahaha, that's actually my purse. It's disgusting and fur-lined and it's apparently worth two thousand dollars. I don't know why anyone wants to pay two thousand dollars for a baby's head purse.

Ha, no one, but I bet you can convince Jarvis Cocker to pick you up in his pink helicopter. JRM has mentioned body shots and there's a good chance Liam will buy a gun and kill everyone. What could be more fun than massacre on vacation?

[f_tavares]

That's two Rafe Fines movies mentioned in this damned post. One more and I think I'll shoot myself with Julianne Moore's Down Syndrome. Surely, if the maids wear that shit, they have the means to clean that shit. Let's not be unreasonable. Let me see, who buys a fur purse for $2000. Ha ha. A question of pertinence.

A pink helicopter. Body shots. Automatic weaponry. All I need is a box of acid and I'm good to go for at least two months. Baby head purses could be more fun.

[b_deltoro]

Your current music and the Bob Dylan/Johnny Cash link have struck a chord with me. I hope you're prepared to be my favorite person, at least for this week.

[f_tavares]

The worst thing is that I didn't believe it when everyone told me and I spent the last days of February holed up weeping. Ye gods! I'll try to keep the streak going for as long as I can, although my "special" brand of fun doesn't go in only one direction for excessive amounts of time. I'm prepared, Benicio Del Toro. I'll even dress in Day-Glo so you can see me when I'm running away screaming. Har har.

[l_schreiber]

Oh Fernanda. Why are you at a motel when you know you can stay at my place anytime? The thought of you in a room that spurts out brown water makes me uncomfortable. I hope you are alright. If you need me, just call and I'll drive round and pick you up.

[f_tavares]

I hope you were being serious, because I don't want to go home just now. Where are you? I'd like to talk a little.

[l_schreiber]

I'm always serious. By the way I apologize for not replying. My computer was on and automatically signed on while I was outside in the front yard.

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