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[fab_boy]

I can't even begin to properly express my bitter disappointment on this day. However, I've been shown an alternative and asked to spread the word to my fellow Americans because....

Canada will save you!!

Get hitched and get out.

I'm a dual citizen, so I'm going to take Stephen to Toronto and marry him away from this political travesty.

Comments

[stephentrask]

please save me!! i'm seriously so scared to be an american right now.

[fab_boy]

We'll buy you a nice white suit, a pair of galoshes and be on our way up North asap, baby.

[stephentrask]

can we live with your mom?

[fab_boy]

As long as you don't mind performing at her dinner parties and shovelling snow.

[kurt_dahle]

Maybe my girlfriend and I can each marry an American couple and let them roam freely in Canada. That'd be so nice.

[fab_boy]

That's very altruistic of you, darling. I'm calling up the Nobel Peace Prize people asap ;)

[kurt_dahle]

Altruism is my middle name! Kurt Altruism Dahle. I got teased a lot in school.

[stephentrask]

god, you are so jewish.

[golden_boy]

If you want, I'll cook you newlyweds a dinner when you are in town. *grins*

[fab_boy]

Ok! Make lots.....we're going to need our energy and vitamins ;)

[golden_boy]

Let me know when. *grins* And I'm sure you will.

[emily_mortimer]

Hmmm... I've a Canadian in my bed right now. But since I'm British I suppose I don't really need saving now do I?