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[fab_boy]

It all started out with chicken and waffles. Seriously

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[ejohnson]

Ahahaha oh how I've missed you.

I have to get with Stephen about this later, but yeah, I'll end up devoting one of the episodes of your reality show to the shit you carry around with you. It's going to be fantastic.

If you see me with my video camera in my hand, it's probably best to run. ;)

[fab_boy]

Missed you too, baby. I'm so behind on my reading...I need to go back and read up more on this reality show idea. I bet we can kick Jessica and Nick's asses in the ratings!

Run? God, you know I'm a whore for the camera, sweetie :-*

[ejohnson]

It's cool, one of these days I will call you and tell you all about it. It's such a fabulous idea, Stephen and I always have ourselves in tears when we talk about it. You totally will, people will be "Jessica and Nick who?"

Okay, yes good point. Pose then, I know you'll want to. ;) :-*

[stephentrask]

oh god, i'm going to have to drive us around town in a golf cart to carry all your shit around. i'm going to get you a posse for christmas.

i never realized how much play i'd get out of roscoe's chicken n waffles. i'm keeping that menu with me everywhere we go. and when you get on my nerves i'm going to make chicken noises at you.

also... i was pretty giddy about the militant record signing. i'm excited for the one in new york, because union square b&n will be insane in the middle of the day!! i wanna plant cameras on people who piss me off.

I am a diva beyotch these days! Now tell me you love me!
hellooooo, j-lo! :-* i love you baby! now sign my tits.

[fab_boy]

If I have a posse...we'll need a fleet of golf carts! Mine has to be the biggest and shiniest, though.

Chicken noises! I'll just start yelling about your purse, then. Ooh, I sooo know what I'm getting you for Hannukah!

You liked seeing my fans get ordered around while you got to do anything you wanted. Actually...I liked that a lot, too ;)

I love you, too! Shirt up!

[kurt_dahle]

This is why the Evaporators always go to Roscoe's, and that's the only reason I filled in on their tour.

...I love you?

[fab_boy]

That doesn't surprise me, somehow.

Kurt...come on...give me a little bit more conviction! Say it like you mean it. Say it like it's...chicken 'n' waffles!

[kurt_dahle]

I have no idea why.

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

[fab_boy]

Wow, look at all those 1's!

That's more like it! I can feel the love!

[ryan_dahle]

I only like donuts in moderation. Is that bad?

[fab_boy]

Probably how you keep your lovely, slender figure, my dear. The cruellers and dutchies don't call to you?

[ryan_dahle]

I think I was conditioned by my brother to dislike the donuts so he could have them. They do call to me, but then the coffee calls to me. Then something else calls. Vicious cycle.

[margie_cho]

You see.. the thing about caviar is I'm pretty sure as hell no one would eat that shit if it were cheap.

[fab_boy]

That's a really good point, actually. If tuna cost $100 an ounce, and caviar went for 75 cents a can...you just know that we'd be standing around at the afterparty, eating tuna on toast points.