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[fab_boy]

I have a bigger post planned, but that's still percolating and giving off a faint odour of chicory, so I'll let it be for now

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[stephentrask]

everything in life is connected to coffee and the simpsons.

is a pity post anything like a pity fuck? if so, i'd like one of those, too, please. i'm not above taking sex from you because you feel sorry for me.

not posting was hell, i'll have you know. i was up, wired, and scavanging through your living room for something to do. did you know you have a plug that, when pulled shuts off half your living room? yeah, i'll get around to resetting the clock on the stereo tonight. right now i really want some chicken satay.

and i'm really laughing too much over the "cool parents" analogy. i feel like i should be sitting in your journal with a bottle of cheap whiskey and smoking mexican headache weed going, "man... my boyfriend's the grooviest."

if i'm more fun than the average board game, then i'm doing something right.

and yes, this comment was THIS close to being a simple "!".

.......but i couldn't.

[fab_boy]

Mmmm...pity fuck. I could be convinced.

Honey, what are you trying to prove, exactly? You LIKE posting....so post! You're already pretty wacky...I'm worried this will take you over the edge ;) Or you might end up electrocuting yourself. Do you seriously trust the wiring in my apartment? I'm surprised Ferny's wandering fronds haven't gotten barbecued yet.

Speaking of barbecue, chicken satay DOES sound really good! I'll go get some. With lots of peanut sauce.

I am the grooviest! And I just like the word Parcheesi.

I knew you couldn't ;)

[stephentrask]

convinced? how pathetic do i have to be to warrant a pity fuck? i'm going to have to test this. now i'm in scientific mode.

i'm not trying to prove... well... i guess i am. i don't know! it's not that i even LIKE posting, it's just that it's become such a part of my nightly routine that the day feels incomplete without it. maybe i'm just trying to break the pattern. maybe i just want to not post because you think i can't! tonight i'll rent an arsenal of dvd's so if i can't sleep, i'll watch all 10 discs of "pee wee's playhouse". don't think i won't!

mmmm see? i have the best boyfriend ever. you feed me AND fuck when you're feeling sorry for me!

sadly, i remember avidly playing parcheesi when i was a kid with my family.

jerk!

[fab_boy]

2 nights without posting....how are you doing this??

Honey, I don't need much convincing. If it'll keep your mind off posting, I'm more than willing to aid the cause ;) ....or to distract you from too much Pee-Wee. That stuff will warp you!

I believe ours was a parcheesi-free household. I do play a mean hand of euchre, though.

Oh yeah, well you're a....jerk....too! Yeah!

[tiffany_darwish]

I just wanted to let you know that I added you. Hope you don't mind :)

[fab_boy]

Not all, sweetie. I probably should have had you added ages ago, anyway. It's nice to see you.

[ryan_dahle]

Coffee and the Simpsons are two of the greatest things on Earth. I'd comment with my Starbucks icon if I still had it.

[fab_boy]

They are pretty great. It's become a universal language anyone can speak.

[ryan_dahle]

I do know some people who can't speak Starbucks/coffee. They are so foreign.