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[fab_boy]

Ok...Anna Nicole Smith is dead AND ohnotheydidnt has been suspended

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[jonradtke]

Holy shizzle. That is way more shocking news then Anna Nicole dying.

[fab_boy]

Maybe it exploded from all the people simultaneously rushing to be the first to post about Anna Nicole?

They have to bring it back, they just have to! Not that I'm addicted or anything...cough.

[misswainwright]

You'll just have to go to perezhilton like everybody else now. Poor thing.

[fab_boy]

Bite your tongue, child! That's like saying shopping at the Gap is the same as shopping at Barney's! Perez has only one brand of gossip...ohnotheydidnt has hundreds! And the "quality over quantity" argument doesn't work with celebrity gossip, because quality doesn't exist in that realm.

[misswainwright]

I would know this if I gave a shit. I can't even be arsed to read my own reviews or appropriately clothe myself, so this ignorance on my part should not be a surprise.

By the way, name suggestions for your bastard nephew?

[fab_boy]

Well, I was going to say something about not wasting my time with an obvious philistine on the subject, but I was trying to be nice!

Don't name him after me. I'm already threatened enough by the prospect of additional Wainwright progeny. Are there any fruity names that are still available? How about Boisenberry?

[mrtheedge2u]

Black is yellow, up is left! The world is askew!

P.S. Hi Rufus!

[fab_boy]

Ah, I'm swooning! Someone get out the smelling salts! I'm-a gettin' the vapors!

p.s. Hi, handsome :-*

[mrtheedge2u]

You poor dear. Swooning can be a dangerous thing! But luckily I have smelling salts handy.

:-*

[fab_boy]

Sweep me off my feet and take me away from all this madness, I beg of you!! ;)

[gary_lightbody]

And also, I'm pregnant. I hope you wanted a bastard nephew.

[fab_boy]

Oh thank god. Martha's bitchy enough when she isn't deluged by a tsunami of hormones. You can put her in charge of buying the congratulatory cigars.

As long as I don't have to change his poopy diapers, I'm all good with it. He better be gay, too. I'll be over soon to start you on an in-utero training program.

[gary_lightbody]

Nobody'll think anything of me crying more than usual. She'd know more about the smokes than I would, so that's probably for the best. I'll take up the counted cross-stitch.

No nappy duties for you then. I'll impose them on my sister. Oh, he will be gay. Gay with fetal alcohol syndrome, probably some post-traumatic stress from being in my body, learning disabilities, the works. He's our special child, and already we love him very much.

[gahan_d]

Oh God, I really shouldn't laugh but it's just so fucking funny.