Not that I have an angry Vagina or anything but I loved this particular monologue.

[fabi_punkin_ola]

My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. My vagina's furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk about all this shit. It needs to talk to you. I mean what's the deal - an army of people out there thinking up ways to torture my poor-ass, gentle loving vagina. Spending their days constructing psycho products, and nasty ideas to undermine my

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[psyche212]

<3 the monologues

[rackstraw]

Wasn't going to finish reading this until I saw it was you.

Not sure why I'm telling you that...I guess your entries are just rarer and thus worth reading. =)

[rackstraw]

I'd thought some more on this. Do you think it would have a sizeable, positive effect if women at large could wear pleasure-inducing undergarments?

[fabi_punkin_ola]

I asked my cousin ashli if she thought so, she said she thinks it would have a positive affect on people period.
I concur.
If Women are happy then men are happy. lol
I know I would be happy in a soft cotten pair of knickers that vibrated when I pushed a button.

[rackstraw]

Hmmm, mayhaps you should look into one of those companies that helps people patent ideas.

Btw, would you say there's an invariable trade-off when it comes to comfort versus perceived attractiveness in women's clothing?

Another thought; I keep thinking of the Julianne Moore line in Big Lebowski about how some men are uncomfortable "hearing the very mention of the word" vagina even if they freely discuss their own endowments. On the one hand, this makes sense (few are surprised or terribly aghast if a guy can't take feminine hygiene discussions) but I also thought; come on! We're supposed to be the raunchier sex!

[fabi_punkin_ola]

My friend Sheryl and I were talking about the monologues and I live in a house with 3 men who all had about 2 male friends over at the time, one by one the dropped out of the room like flies. I could hear them in the kitchen saying when asked "I dunno, they're having girltalk" Sheryl and I had a laughing Fit over this. Just because we said the word vagina more then once, to them, ment it was girl talk. We were talking about this and laughing when one of the boys walked by. Sheryl happened to be saying the word Vagina when this happened. The dude put up his hands and said Sorry Im not trying to interupt Girltalk and he sped on by. COME ON GUYS!!! But I wonder how interested they would have been if we were saying "pussy" instead...