Title: Success?
Author: FabledFigment
Disclaimer: I in no way intend to imply these characters are mine.
Rating: PG
Drabble fic. This came to me as I was riding the bus this morning. I nearly laughed aloud. Good thing I didn’t, I look scary enough without cackling too.
“Hold still, gorramit. ‘N stop giggling.”
“I have allowed you to make the attempt. It falls on you to overcome the resultant laughter.”
“You ticklish or something?”
“I might be if I were being tickled.”
“Oomph. Alright, one more so there’s no question. Heh Huph.”
“You just spit on me.” River complained as Jayne set her on her feet.
“’S what you get for doubting me. I told you I could bench press your scrawny ass.” He sat up, not exactly breathing hard.
“Jayne wasn’t holding her ass.” She kissed his nose before running off.
“Get back here you little…”