ooc │ i hate mike
Is the relationship you’re in a mistake?
Yes. Yes?
Have a best friend?
Comes and goes.
Are you a boy or girl?
None of the above.
What is your relationship status?
Fucking intrusive much? Shit.
Do you miss anyone?
No. Because I don't form emotional attachments to people. Because I'm a robot.
How exactly are you feeling?
Anxious, for absolutely no reason. /honesty like whoa
Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Other people, yes. If I drove and ate at the same time, there would be tears and probably blood.
Would you go back in time if given the chance?
If the chance involved anything to do with Marty McFly, then an emphatic yes.
Last person you were in a car with?
BK.
Do you type fast?
I was going to make a joke about premature ejaculating but… actually, still am. Yeah I type fast-- I type like I “get off” < - did you seriously just put that in quotation marks? Really?
Are you ticklish?
See answer re: missing people.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
See answer re: ticklish.
What’s on your bedroom floor?
Uhm...a hoodie, a towel, books, a dress, stockings, underwear, some sneakers, a cat.
How many piercings do you have?
One.
Are you a jealous person?
If I say "no", it's automatically implied that I'm lying.
Any plans for tomorrow?
Applying for jobs/colleges/the real world.
Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
Ellie, at the movie theater.
Do you want any tattoos?
Two more. One more? One or two, I don't know.
When is the last time you were in a photo-booth taking pictures with friends?
Do photo booths even exist anymore?
Do you like Subway?
Is this an actual question? Of fucking course I do.
Do you care if people talk badly about you?
See answer re: jealousy.
Do you trust all your friends?
That would require friends.
Does seeing couples in love make you mad?
Why would that make me mad?
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Chances are for suckers.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive for, you know, emotional development, etc etc, forget for...you know, convenience. It's whatever.
Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I've walked outside in a towel. That doesn't count.
Do you think you’re a good person?
Lol irl.
Do you like Chinese food?
I haven't had it since Firecrotch moved out. ):
Are you afraid of the dark?
After a scary movie.
Are you mean?
I most certainly am.
Do you believe in true love?
Loaded question.
Do you like the outside?
Right now? Fuck yeah, it's perfect.
Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No, because that would imply that I'm in a position of inferiority/need to be taken care of, which I am not, despite what society will make you believe.
...just kidding, I really do not give a shit.
Are you hungry?
No.
Would you change your name?
Nah.
Ever been out of the state?
Yes ma'am. Sir?
Do you watch the news?
I read the paper online, the news infuriates me.
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
This would require friends.
How many months until your birthday?
Fourteen, I don't know.
Does it matter if your boyfriend/ girlfriend smokes?
It's sort of annoying.
Do you have any siblings?
Firecrotch and Emily.
Could you handle living together with the last person who texted you?
No, I would kill her.
Do you think you could be with someone for over four years?
How the hell would I know?
Were you happy when you woke up today?
No.
Have you ever tripped someone?
Not intentionally.
Something you really want right now?
A job.
Do you get freaked out when you’re in the dark?
I feel like this question was already asked.
Do you think it’s disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
What a random ass question.
Would you rather pierce your lip or tongue?
Lip. Tongue is brutal.
Would you go on a road trip with your best friend?
Why do you assume I have friends? Why?
Does anything on your body hurt?
My ankle and my back and my knee. Falling apart, whatever.
Who are you more like, mom or dad?
My dad. Incredibly, almost disgustingly similar to my dad.
Do you avoid physically unattractive people, even before knowing them?
I avoid all people.
Have you ever kissed under fireworks?
Fireworks are such a ridiculous waste of money.
Could you date someone taller than you?
I would prefer it. /shallow like yeah
Last person you hugged?
Josh, like a week ago. For bringing him food. It's whatever.
What smiley face do you use most often?
(:
Why do you feel the way you feel?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=feeling
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
Recreational, I'm assuming? Yes.
If you could kill one person, who would it be?
Mike.
I mean no one.
What if you got pregnant by the last person who texted you?
Tears. Falcon punch to the stomach.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Uhm....yes. I think so.
What are your plans for tonight?
Creepin'.
The person you like/love at the moment finds someone new, what is your reaction?
This would require the ability/desire to form emotional attachments.
What are you thinking about right now?
College.
How late did you stay up last night? And why?
Rofl, funny story.
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, or sweats?
Sweats.
What’s the biggest turn off in the opposite sex?
People who don't get my jokes.
Would you rather smoke weed or pop pills?
Is "pop pills" even a popular phrase?
Is it okay to like someone else when you’re with someone?
I do not like anyone.
At what age do you want to have your first child?
I don’t care as long as they turn out Asian.
Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?
No, I look at houses in Europe.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
This song is really good.
What will you be doing in the next hour or so?
Creepin'.
If you were offered $1 million but someone had to die, would you take it?
Could I choose?
When was the last time you were mad at someone?
Story of my life, bro.
Do you usually tell people when you’re mad at them?
Being mad requires the ability to give a fuck; that of which I'm sorely lacking.
Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yes. What of it? What is this, 1945?
Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
Christmas! Yeah, I asked for a GWU shirt for Christmas. It's whatever.
If you could have anyone with you right now, who would it be?
Sufjan.
Yes. Yes?
Have a best friend?
Comes and goes.
Are you a boy or girl?
None of the above.
What is your relationship status?
Fucking intrusive much? Shit.
Do you miss anyone?
No. Because I don't form emotional attachments to people. Because I'm a robot.
How exactly are you feeling?
Anxious, for absolutely no reason. /honesty like whoa
Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Other people, yes. If I drove and ate at the same time, there would be tears and probably blood.
Would you go back in time if given the chance?
If the chance involved anything to do with Marty McFly, then an emphatic yes.
Last person you were in a car with?
BK.
Do you type fast?
I was going to make a joke about premature ejaculating but… actually, still am. Yeah I type fast-- I type like I “get off” < - did you seriously just put that in quotation marks? Really?
Are you ticklish?
See answer re: missing people.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
See answer re: ticklish.
What’s on your bedroom floor?
Uhm...a hoodie, a towel, books, a dress, stockings, underwear, some sneakers, a cat.
How many piercings do you have?
One.
Are you a jealous person?
If I say "no", it's automatically implied that I'm lying.
Any plans for tomorrow?
Applying for jobs/colleges/the real world.
Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
Ellie, at the movie theater.
Do you want any tattoos?
Two more. One more? One or two, I don't know.
When is the last time you were in a photo-booth taking pictures with friends?
Do photo booths even exist anymore?
Do you like Subway?
Is this an actual question? Of fucking course I do.
Do you care if people talk badly about you?
See answer re: jealousy.
Do you trust all your friends?
That would require friends.
Does seeing couples in love make you mad?
Why would that make me mad?
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Chances are for suckers.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive for, you know, emotional development, etc etc, forget for...you know, convenience. It's whatever.
Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I've walked outside in a towel. That doesn't count.
Do you think you’re a good person?
Lol irl.
Do you like Chinese food?
I haven't had it since Firecrotch moved out. ):
Are you afraid of the dark?
After a scary movie.
Are you mean?
I most certainly am.
Do you believe in true love?
Loaded question.
Do you like the outside?
Right now? Fuck yeah, it's perfect.
Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No, because that would imply that I'm in a position of inferiority/need to be taken care of, which I am not, despite what society will make you believe.
...just kidding, I really do not give a shit.
Are you hungry?
No.
Would you change your name?
Nah.
Ever been out of the state?
Yes ma'am. Sir?
Do you watch the news?
I read the paper online, the news infuriates me.
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
This would require friends.
How many months until your birthday?
Fourteen, I don't know.
Does it matter if your boyfriend/ girlfriend smokes?
It's sort of annoying.
Do you have any siblings?
Firecrotch and Emily.
Could you handle living together with the last person who texted you?
No, I would kill her.
Do you think you could be with someone for over four years?
How the hell would I know?
Were you happy when you woke up today?
No.
Have you ever tripped someone?
Not intentionally.
Something you really want right now?
A job.
Do you get freaked out when you’re in the dark?
I feel like this question was already asked.
Do you think it’s disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
What a random ass question.
Would you rather pierce your lip or tongue?
Lip. Tongue is brutal.
Would you go on a road trip with your best friend?
Why do you assume I have friends? Why?
Does anything on your body hurt?
My ankle and my back and my knee. Falling apart, whatever.
Who are you more like, mom or dad?
My dad. Incredibly, almost disgustingly similar to my dad.
Do you avoid physically unattractive people, even before knowing them?
I avoid all people.
Have you ever kissed under fireworks?
Fireworks are such a ridiculous waste of money.
Could you date someone taller than you?
I would prefer it. /shallow like yeah
Last person you hugged?
Josh, like a week ago. For bringing him food. It's whatever.
What smiley face do you use most often?
(:
Why do you feel the way you feel?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=feeling
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
Recreational, I'm assuming? Yes.
If you could kill one person, who would it be?
Mike.
I mean no one.
What if you got pregnant by the last person who texted you?
Tears. Falcon punch to the stomach.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Uhm....yes. I think so.
What are your plans for tonight?
Creepin'.
The person you like/love at the moment finds someone new, what is your reaction?
This would require the ability/desire to form emotional attachments.
What are you thinking about right now?
College.
How late did you stay up last night? And why?
Rofl, funny story.
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, or sweats?
Sweats.
What’s the biggest turn off in the opposite sex?
People who don't get my jokes.
Would you rather smoke weed or pop pills?
Is "pop pills" even a popular phrase?
Is it okay to like someone else when you’re with someone?
I do not like anyone.
At what age do you want to have your first child?
I don’t care as long as they turn out Asian.
Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?
No, I look at houses in Europe.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
This song is really good.
What will you be doing in the next hour or so?
Creepin'.
If you were offered $1 million but someone had to die, would you take it?
Could I choose?
When was the last time you were mad at someone?
Story of my life, bro.
Do you usually tell people when you’re mad at them?
Being mad requires the ability to give a fuck; that of which I'm sorely lacking.
Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yes. What of it? What is this, 1945?
Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
Christmas! Yeah, I asked for a GWU shirt for Christmas. It's whatever.
If you could have anyone with you right now, who would it be?
Sufjan.