Comments | fabricatedsmile: im so sick and twisted.

fabricatedsmile

im so sick and twisted.

Apr 05, 2006 19:22

When I go to bed, I get hungry! When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! I saw a man, lying in the middle of the road! And I said "can I help you"? And he said "I just found a parking space, now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!

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oh my kuufer April 11 2006, 23:37:59 UTC

been so long since i've seen this one, almost been forgotten, i used to own it, but you know how that goes.....awww

Re: oh my fabricatedsmile April 11 2006, 23:41:11 UTC

yeah it was on the independent film channel in the middle of the night and i just sat up and watched it even though i was sooo tired.

and guess what?
it was worth it because its a favorite of mine
(for some reason)

satanicskyys April 12 2006, 01:10:37 UTC

i like it more and more everytime I see it...oddly enough

nows my oppurtunity to say fabricatedsmile April 12 2006, 01:14:44 UTC

congrats girl!!!!
omg. you use to not even accept hugs.
(hater)
and now you're getting murrrrrrrrrried.
its just darling.

lets watch gummo together.
im sure we have before.

cutew_outthee April 12 2006, 16:44:29 UTC

I saw a man, standing in the middle of the road! And I didnt say "can i help you" because i was wearing a short skirt and he says to me..can i get some pussy. and i say excuse me! and he says: you fucking heard me, and then he comes after me.

then i run. in a skirt. in the dark. in the rain. downtown. lost.

fabricatedsmile April 12 2006, 19:59:51 UTC

woah? true story?
that is so repulsive i seriously thought you were quoting gummo.
how appropriately disgusting to post that in this entry.

oh me oh my i love you.
is that the secret? haha or is
there still more? boys? BOYS!
boysssss love you. so much.

ps. i really hate my roommate. he drives me so crazy.
ive never been a bigger bitch to someone days on end.
and he is huge and he eats everything. and i just watch him
grunt and breathe hard and i just yell at him for eating.
im moving in 1.5 months. i am SOOOOOOOO excited.

fabricatedsmile April 12 2006, 20:02:11 UTC

ps. he just told me to stop playing music
because he has an important conference call.
i almost threw this lamp sitting next to me at
his ugly face.

i think im going to suggest that steve kicks his ass
when he gets home. cause he hates him too.

cutew_outthee April 14 2006, 14:02:01 UTC

hahahhaha no. that is not the secret.

omg. you should get him an inhaler and be like, dude.. get the hint?????

either that or ill drop kick him until he just stops.
love you :)