Philistines I tell you!

[fabricati_diem]

I got to play with a crowbar at work today. Not something you hear in a bookshop I know

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[glassstrider]

That's where you went wrong! The real Gordon Freeman would have just stared at them, his face a mask of terror as his tortured eyes stared out at the ruined world that he created.

And, cor, that is one hell of a crowbar. I wonder if I can persuade work to get me one, as part of my fire warden duties.

[fabricati_diem]

It's actully called a "hooligan bar". If you think you can get that name past your purchasing department, go for it!