hey there everyone who reads this. Naomi's doctor would like us to keep her visits to a minimum for the next few days. i guess she is getting a bit too riled up after her visits, and they want to have her be as un-manic as possible until she gets off her anti-psychotics ( Read more... )

i wish i had a magic carpet

holy crap

this made my day

mastercard

also, i have never successfully managed to link something to my lj before. pats on the back welcomed.

I just had this crazy dream that i was on America's Next Top Model ( Read more... )

this is my corner of the office. extremely unexciting. where most of my reading is accomplished.

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quote "tell her i want to poop back and forth. i will poop into her butthole and then she will poop into my butthole and we will poop back and forth with the same poop. forever."end quote robbie 6yrs old.

please watch this film. it is fantastic.

oh livejournal.

oh balsa wood planes.

oh coffeetable bowling.

oh webcams.

oh blokus and blokus duo.

oh internet.

oh men.

oh oh oh henry

oh entries ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jocelyn's Breasts!

1. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Jocelyn's Breasts floating in their swimming pools.
2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Jocelyn's Breasts!
3. The most dangerous form of Jocelyn's Breasts is the bicycle.
4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Jocelyn's Breasts in a day!
5. The fingerprints of ( Read more... )