On operating one's automobile without grandeur.

[fabulist]

I once urinated on a single overhead cam engine directly in front of the Rockville Pike entrance to the White Flint Mall at the height of rush hour with an elderly former calendar model in the passenger seat covering her eyes with a program from a Residents concert.

It was 1987 and I had a 1979 Fiat Strada, which I adored for its strange joys,

Comments

[asyouknow_bob]

Good story, thanks.

(In the wrong hands, "car stories" can be boring. Not this time.)

[ravenfeather]

*applauds*

[restoman]

LMAO!!
Thanks for brightening my day with this well-written gem of a story!
:-)

[osodecanela]

Resourceful!