ATTENTION LADY FOLKS AND MAN FOLKS ( Read more... )

I FUCKING DON'T LIKE HOMEWORK. Gawd.
Oh, Sims 2 is pretty boss. I suggest you go to a place where video games are filmed or sold or rented and that you buy it or rent it. AHAHAHAHAHA, you are a deliiite.

Lady: "Oh mama, you think everyone's trying to steal the vinarosa."

Mama: "Dey aaahhhrrr!"

Yeah, looks like i got a job finally. I wonder what the job title "fluffer" refers to? Oh well, Hollywood here I come!

Maaaan, I am fuckin' beat. School needs to stop being so early all the goddamn time. What a crock of cruel and unusual bullshit. Word.

However, 'tis Thursday, 'tis the start of a brand new weekend. And guess who's got the DANCE FEEEEEEEVAARRRRRR!

Folks! Listen!

Cats make excellent pets.

And that's all there is to it.

So Im back in college, and guess what? It still sucks nads! It juggles nads in it's mouth, like a fruity clown. College is a fruity clown, with balls in it's mouth, don't go to college if you don't have to. Mow lawns for a living, like the Beaver might. You know what they say, Leave it to Beaver ( Read more... )

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So yes, the band has a new name: The Magic Bullets. Was that proper use of the colon or should I have used a semi-colon? Maybe no colon at all? Im pretty sure I needed some kind of a colon. If I had used a comma I would have been adressing The Magic Bullets themselves, I think. You know what I think, fuck colons. Wait...no, that's what Rob ( Read more... )

I don't care if they're repetitive and formulaic, they're silly, and I can watch them for hours, and if you turned on VH1 this weeknd not only could you watch "I Love the 90's" for hours, you could watch it for hours and hours and hours and hours. I, however, simply opted for hours and hours ( Read more... )

oh you're so marvelous, you are. are you not? sure you are! bask in your own greatness you fine thing of a thing you. strut your stuff! strut it! yes. yeesss!

R.I.P. Jonathan Brandis