So lately I've been listening to my friends scold me for being dumb, because "You're too good, you need to lie a little everynow and then ( Read more... )

So about a week ago i went out with my friend and he said "did you have a striped cat?" i said "yes i do, why?" he said "uhh.. no reason" *starts driving* and a block later i see a dead striped cat lying on the street, holy crap! he says, "is that your cat?" i look at it from far away and it did look like my cat but it was way too fat so i said " ( Read more... )

No one should ever be afraid of failure. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death ( Read more... )

So... that nun story SUCKED! btw, it is all true, except for some minor exaggeration on my part, sorry if you wasted your ho so precious time reading about stupid nuns, i shall never mention my dark past again ( Read more... )

It is me, yes, me the one the only meeee ( Read more... )