Daisy: So who was this girl then?

Tim: Her name was Cassandra, she was a psychic, she gave me her phone number...
[hands Daisy a piece of paper]

Daisy: That's OUR phone number.

Tim: Man, she's good.

Mike: Wanna go into your party ( Read more... )

Bilbo Bagshot: What about the Ewoks eh? They were rubbish. You don't complain about them.

Tim: Yeah but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin'... Shaft.

I was watching both Resident Evil movies last night and could not help but think, there is something wrong here. Then it hit me, Alice, they make her all big and bad ass and "I am so might of a character" that it actually took away from the film. I never realized how bad the Resident Evil's movies actually were until last night. Alice takes away ( Read more... )

So in Mortal Kombat The Movie, Lui Kang is called the chosen one, the one that will become the champion of Mortal Kombat. I beg to differ, think about it. Who is the current Mortal Kombat Champion... Goro. Now Lui Kang does fights a Jabroni, Sub Zero, Kitana and Reptile and Shang Tsung. Sonya Fights Kano and thats it, but Johnny Cage Fights ( Read more... )

Yes, There will be a screening for the Springlake Slaher 2 and the Springlake Slasher 3 at:

Langes Sports and Comics
1066 W Sternburg Rd
Muskegon, MI 49415

It will start at 6:45 tommorrow. Wish me luck, cause my audience will show no mercy.

Some people collect nudey magazines. Some people collect guns, bottle caps, cars, stamps, video games, dust, and the wierd collect various other things. I collect action figures, plain and simple, and more to the point G.I. Joe and Transformers. Out of all things in the world what I collect is frowned upon by most of my friends. Some people by ( Read more... )

The 1st Film Festival I have ever attended was awesome. Not only do I believe more in my abilities I believe I can actually be worth among those that summitted their work. Some of the films such as The Chipping, Unsalted, Talking Dead and Super Anon really caught my eye and made me believe, yeah I can do this. Spin was my absolute favorite I ( Read more... )

Damn it

This begins a new year, my car dies again, oh yeah this is just a great year to start. In light news I got a new hardrive for my computer and classes might be interesting. My film crew is getting ready to film and I am preparing for a interesting experience. Things could be worse, but one thing in my life could better, but oh well, the lord ( Read more... )