(1)Napoleon Dynamite ( Read more... )

Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things.

Jessica needs some time to talk and feel special.

Jessica needs an adoptive family that is very structured.

Bush-Wacked Jessica needs some coaching, and instead gets an earful
and an eyeful ahead of schedule.

Jessica needs to keep her effin hands off my boy.

Jessica needs a nice ( Read more... )

i dont know how i got from a referee to being a pro but i did it bitches!!!!

i did the quizzes and i drown myself and finally get it right the 73rd time. im sexy half naked britney. and a bunch of other stuff but it fucked up i dont know why. i cant remember what else lol.

01. Your name plus "y ( Read more... )

i hate when people say deary or honey thats so fake to me. i like names like butt sugar booger toots they sound like you just made em up for that person!

last night i had a dream that zombie people were killing everyone and so we all went into this big hotel and locked the doors to hold em off and i was with ari and his kids and his wife but we were like all over eachother and making out and shit and the whole time i was thinking its wierd his wife doesnt even care that he is with his girlfriend.. ( Read more... )

Does all bottled water taste the same to you? yeah i really cant tell the difference ( Read more... )

british accents

and guys in masks

i think i'm melting

who wants to go back to las vegas with me?????

come to WHATS THE SCOOP for ice cream!!!! i work til eight and its on hoover just south of thirteen mile next to jimmy johns hope to see you there!!!