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[faceintheembryo]

i need 200 bucks pronto.

don't say get a job, becuase i absoulty can't.

i'm selling my 5 string. barely used bass for $115 bucks.

spread the word.

and i don't rip off.

Comments

[mailstealer]

a) what do you need the money for?
b) how soon?

e-mail moi...

[faceintheembryo]

Email sent. Ha, sorry if the bad spelling distracts you, maybe your immune by now?

[letmeobsess]

the paki deli is hiring.

[faceintheembryo]

*bands charles head on table, thus crushing cup*

[faceintheembryo]

bangs that is.

[chrismsx]

What's the money for ? And if you need quick cash cut back on buying regular shit by ripping off companies. I'm serious.

If you call the Service numbers on the back of Doritos Bags or Sprite Cans and calim to have found something random like a "stick like object" in them companies will send you cupons for 24 cases of Pop and Free Chips. You could sell what you get.

Also call Nintendo and pretend to have a brken video game. They'll send you a free one. Sell that to someone.

I've done all of this. It all works and if you rip the return envelopes that come with this stuff(putting blame on the mail man), you'll get of scott free.

Fascist Cat (10:20:53 PM): thats genuis

[faceintheembryo]

now whens the book coming out again?

Re: Fascist Cat (10:20:53 PM): thats genuis

[chrismsx]

I start work on actual publishing and submission to publishers right after High School ends. I need a certain someone *COUGH *COUGH to write me a few filler articles though.

[onemancult]

another awesome one is calling the headquarters of fast food chains and complain about the service. I called taco bell and said that i had spent forty dollars at one of their franchises and ended up bringing home an entirely wrong order, thus ruining my life.
they sent me fifty dollars of coupons.
make sure to sound just belligerent enough. dont overdo it.