It seems that there are plans going on about me behind my back and I am not being informed about them. I've determined this due to the fact that every time my typist looks at me, she starts giggling. This is not a good sign, especially not after listening to what her demented brainchildren have to say on the matter ( Read more... )

I would like to apologize for what I did over the past few days. I was not myself at all, and while I'll admit I'm still confused, I've regained some sanity and will continue to attempt to act as I did before. However, please be warned that I may break out into spastic fits every so often ( Read more... )

today i believe i am...

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today i will be...

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i will be a bookworm.

how the FUCK is she already in FRANCE?!

AAS;HFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhh

*curls up into a small ball on the floor*

haaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAte

All right, I think I've figured out a plan to make me feel much better. It involves a lot of suffering on the part of certain parties, and hopefully it will succeed brilliantly enough for me to resume my former status as Mr. Hades' number-one henchman.

Mr. Hades is coming back tonight, thank the GSD. As usual, I'm delighted about his return, but whenever I don't think about him, I get terribly depressed. My typist has repeatedly referred to me having mood swings and telling me to "cheer up and stay that way" to which I have responded, "Look who's talking"Perhaps these pills she has will cheer me ( Read more... )

Mr. Hades has been gone since yesterday, now, and he won't be back until tomorrow night.

Blowing up the kitchens wasn't very interesting. Maybe I should have waited until /after/ the explosions to declare what had happened.

Sigh.

I'm really losing my touch. Being dead for so long has completely destroyed me.

Hn...Mr. Hades will be gone for a while, now. Well, it's only three days or so, but we've been apart for ten years already. I should hate to be denied sex away from him again.

Hm? What's that? Hold on, my secretary-typist as something to tell me...

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FOUR WEEKS?

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Excuse me for a few hours.

It seems that I've been roped into finding out what I would look like as an electronic doll...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/ChiSakki/felixdoll.jpg

I personally don't think it's very flattering.

typistnote: i suck at html omg *goes to die*

Well, I've gone out and had the face framed, although not after many attempts to reattach it. The framers seemed a bit put off by the sight of a man with bandages around his head asking if they could frame a face. It was rather humorous ( Read more... )