I Control Ben Heaton

[factitiouslj]

My songwriting friend Mike (not karlean7, the other one) wrote a song about me the other day! As is usual for songs about me, it's quite good. You should go listen to it.

I transcribed the lyrics, because none of my favorite lyrics websites had them yet:

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subroutine/machine

[he_who_wanders]

Clearly this song is just about the subroutine that plays scrabble. I want to hear from the rest of the computer that controls Ben Heaton!