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Pixie Sparkle Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
9th August 2008
Best Album:
'Tribade Orgasmic Chilly' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Year 2007.)
Best Single:
'Stumped Freshman Cushaw Dandled' 7/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
1,056,006 in total (369,807 albums, 686,199 singles).
Reputation:
Cult
Groupies:
According to _thislyingworld, turnuptheska sucks like an overpowered vacuum cleaner.
Pixie Sparkle Member Profiles
_thislyingworld
_thislyingworld lies somewhere in the dark realms amidst Chris Martin and Bryan Adams in terms of vocal talent. And that ain't a complement. _thislyingworld is affy shite.
pantychrist
If you take Johnny Marr, chop off all but one of his fingers with a guillotine, beat him over the head with a baseball bat for an hour then you will have a brain damaged squealing vegetable of a man who is on par in terms of guitaring talent as pantychrist.
postergirl_
After failing to hit a single correct note during a performance, an infuriated pantychrist ran over to the hapless bassist and began smashing them over the head with their guitar. Being a rather hard bastard postergirl_ survived.
x_tova
x_tova manages to screw up all but the slowest of Pixie Sparkle's back catalogue. A liability.
mio_puta
Tempremental Pixie Sparkle keyboardist mio_puta was imprisoned for 3 months in Jun 2005 for breaking a beer bottle over their own mother's head. Apparently mio_puta had been called 'a useless talentless cunt' one too many times.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
23
Lacunose Errantly Guaco
Aug 2005
20
Flivver
Sep 2005
15
Stumped Freshman Cushaw Dandled
Oct 2005
2
Rejigger Recessed Encysted Indulin Bekiss
Mar 2007
1
Excision Didact Knavery
Apr 2007
1
Homey Bluffs
Jun 2007
4
Odalisk Endpaper Salvias Amoebas Chiseler
Aug 2007
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
22
Procured Coolest Build
Jun 2005
N/A
Tribade Orgasmic Chilly
Jan 2007
northern ireland's worst
Holy shit, motherfucker, the cunt stole my "Sucks like a vacum cleaner"
*cries in the corner*