To my favorite cousins....

[fadetoblack724]

This post is for my two cousins, Timothy Leonard Clark, and Ryan Patrick Clark. i have heard that ryan read my journal, and was disappointed when neither of them were mentioned. i was as apalled as they were. how could i leave people as important as they out of my journal? it's because i am such a fool! but not really, i am the most awesome person

Comments

My Awesomeness

[anonymous]

Shit yeah! I am the greatest bass player alive, and now everyone knows it (even though they would have found out about how fucking sweet I am eventually). However, you did forget to mention the fact that I am also a kick-ass pirate and an evil mastermind. Great job anyway, Matt. I do have a another correction though: my penis is 16 and 3/4 inches not 15, but really, who's counting (that is, besides me and the people who get clubbed in the head with it)? Thanks, Matt, for finally revealing the truth about how fucking awesome me and my brother are. You're pretty kick-ass too (and not just by association).

My Awesomeness (Part 2)

[anonymous]

Hey. This is just a quick addition to my first comment on how awesome I am. Matt, you also forget to mention my PhD in Funk and how I punt babies over fences. Thanks again for the post. Catch ya on the flip side, cool cat.

P.S Don't forget the secret handshake.

The Dude has spoken.

Re: My Awesomeness (Part 2)

[fadetoblack724]

fuck yes! how the hell did i forget all of that shit?! anyways, it's no prob, wes be keepin it real brotha