Pope Vision
Okay so disregard this post, because it really doesn't have any substance, I'm just writing my theory about The Pope down, so that I can have it written down.
About Pope Vision:
Once you become the pope, they do lasik eye surgery, but it's a little bit different. They actually give you death ray vision, as opposed to fixing your vision problem. You just stare at any protestants or non-catholics, and they instantly die. He can choose the power of the beams though, so if he wants to send you into a state of seizurism, or if he just wants to warm you up on a cold day, he can do that too. Where do you think speaking in tongues came from? Or, the idea of Superman warming up people in the arctic? The Pope did it first.
You have to be really, really old to be The Pope. Most people say its because it takes a long time to gain such knowledge, but thats not even close to the truth. You have to be really old because your vision has to be really bad so you're squinting most of the time so that you dont kill everyone who isn't Catholic in one foul blow.
His Pope Mobile? Its completely covered, because his Pope Vision doesn't work unless it's a direct hit. That way, he can enjoy his Pope Parades without killing innocent bystanders which could, eventually, become Catholic at the very look of him.
Pope Vision doesn't hurt the pope in anyway. Touching his beams just makes him warm, and in fact, he uses his fingers sometimes to focus the beams to right where he wants them to go instead of taking out three people, he'll only take out one. The Pope is nice like that. Sometimes, though, he doesn't focus the beam, and thousands of people are sent into a state of shock, seizurism, warmth, or even death at the same time, depending on how he's feeling.
So that's Pope Vision, just to clear anything up. If you have any questions abot it, I would love to answer them, so ask away.
The Pope in his Pope Mobile
Seen here focusing his Pope Vision
Sending thousands into seizurism.
Pope Benedict trying it out for the first time.
-ego.suicide
About Pope Vision:
Once you become the pope, they do lasik eye surgery, but it's a little bit different. They actually give you death ray vision, as opposed to fixing your vision problem. You just stare at any protestants or non-catholics, and they instantly die. He can choose the power of the beams though, so if he wants to send you into a state of seizurism, or if he just wants to warm you up on a cold day, he can do that too. Where do you think speaking in tongues came from? Or, the idea of Superman warming up people in the arctic? The Pope did it first.
You have to be really, really old to be The Pope. Most people say its because it takes a long time to gain such knowledge, but thats not even close to the truth. You have to be really old because your vision has to be really bad so you're squinting most of the time so that you dont kill everyone who isn't Catholic in one foul blow.
His Pope Mobile? Its completely covered, because his Pope Vision doesn't work unless it's a direct hit. That way, he can enjoy his Pope Parades without killing innocent bystanders which could, eventually, become Catholic at the very look of him.
Pope Vision doesn't hurt the pope in anyway. Touching his beams just makes him warm, and in fact, he uses his fingers sometimes to focus the beams to right where he wants them to go instead of taking out three people, he'll only take out one. The Pope is nice like that. Sometimes, though, he doesn't focus the beam, and thousands of people are sent into a state of shock, seizurism, warmth, or even death at the same time, depending on how he's feeling.
So that's Pope Vision, just to clear anything up. If you have any questions abot it, I would love to answer them, so ask away.
The Pope in his Pope Mobile
Seen here focusing his Pope Vision
Sending thousands into seizurism.
Pope Benedict trying it out for the first time.
-ego.suicide