Thanks to M.Goodis for reminding me this exists.

[fading_shadows]

Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after
me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I
will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but
burning hot cola --
[all the kids recite in unison]
Ralph: [scared] ...where fiery demons will punch me in the back,

Comments

[barisaxy]

that's after "in the garden of eden" isn't it?
classic.

[fading_shadows]

mmhmm.

Drink naught but hot cola. hahahhahaha

whoa.

[missgoodis]

fiery demons will punch me in the back
that's the worst.