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[fadingautumn]

Today's batch of nonsense from my Twitter...

• 00:07 Mistimed! Aghhh. Dryer should've took note of the fact that I was showering and... DRIED MY CLOTHES MORE QUICKLY. I dunno. Damnit. #
• 00:13 ...If I inhale deeply whilst in my towel it sounds like I'm morphing into the Incredible Hulk. It's intimidating. Krrrrrp! God, I'm bored.. #
• 00:21 Clothing! I can function within society again! #
• 01:31 @ theallenbrand LoL. I dunno about tribal living... I guess I could've taken up residence on a beach in the south of France though. #
• 03:20 @ escape_goat Just like you did
  when John Wilkes Booth shot Abraham Lincoln. Bad form, dude. Wicked bad form. I was there. That was not cool. #
• 04:21 Stress headache, stress headache, what do you see? I see a short lifespan looking at me! #
• 09:59 @ simonpegg Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. ...What? I'm *beyond* serious. #
• 10:07 I just realized @simonpegg listed "Robot Chicken" and now I feel like locking myself in the bathroom and crying for some reason. #
• 10:58 I don't get bungee jumping. To me it's like for ppl who wanna see what it would feel like to commit suicide w/o the hassle of actually dying #
• 11:06 While I wouldn't do it, I can understand skydiving. Y'know, flying w/o wings and that. Bungee is just you leaping off a bridge.. #
• 12:00 Yeah, I reckon John Lennon would've been all about boosting a car manufacturers' sales. -- bit.ly/c0tj9Y #
• 12:04 Don't, y'know, lend his image to charity/progressive mov't ad campaigns, etc. Car commercials are truly the way to get his message out there #
• 12:08 @ freshlyinstable I thought he meant John's message. I honestly get that but a car commercial? Sean gives me a rash... #
• 12:21 @ freshlyinstable Well, pfffffft then. That actually ticks me off. Yeah, it's not about money. Then why no ads for charities..? Oh, no money! #
• 12:25 @ freshlyinstable You sort of made Sean sound like Confucius. Sean say "Wise man uses father's face for money." #
• 12:28 @ freshlyinstable I mean, obviously it ticked me off before when I thought he was saying it was about the message but this is way worse. #
• 16:04 Ack! I had a dream Simon Pegg replied to me: "Harvey Birdman is very Letterman! Good one." I guess like the L
  etterman vs Leno thing.. Stfu. #
• 16:11 Now I'm kind of bummed because Harvey Birdman isn't Pegg approved. Then again he did back Robot Chicken and ehhhh.. Y'know. Bit mental. #
• 17:03 @ freshlyinstable My replies to you were jumbly. I was actually on the verge of falling asleep at the time. Whatever! You knew what I meant. #
• 21:48 Home alone for the next couple of days. Prrrrobably shouldn't be watching Ghost Adventures. I'm a moron. #
• 23:21 My DVR is a very real arsehole. Now it refuses to play the shows I have recorded. It just does nothing when I select then shuts itself off. #
• 23:26 The power light is definitely going to start talking to me like HAL 9000 next. #

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