Today's batch of nonsense from my Twitter...
- 00:21 @ mysterycaller Oh, I'm talking about my DVR. Those devices that record TV shows for you. I did try unplugging it. It's just a ridiculous sod #
- 00:39 @ mysterycaller It needs beating. [snickers] Yeah, if it keeps it up I'll probably end up taking it in. #
- 01:26 Hm. Nazi zombies > regular zombies? I think Nazi zoms = regular zoms. Nazi zoms aren't going to haul you off anywhere. They're gonna eat ya. #
- 01:27 I bring this up because there's a film on Netflix instant called "Dead Snow" about Nazi zombies. Really not sure how that adds to anything. #
- 17:22 Remembered my dream last night. I was in some class taught by Gordon Ramsay. He was teaching me to make these rolls and being extra... #
- 17:25 ...nice to me and teaching some other girl to make Eggs Benedict and was all angry and swearing. I kinda screwed up too and he was still... #
- 17:26 ...very nice about it. Very calm, smiling. Miss Eggs Benedict was having a nervous breakdown meanwhile. Very strange. #
- 20:30 "Hey! There's a beverage here, man!" #
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